"Thank God for Dead Miners" - Westboro Baptist trash moves on to WV tragedy

[Fletch]

They missed the message:

Matt 7 (KJV)

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Man, you old farts and your KJV, with all its "ye" and "thou"... you know there's a NEW one out, right? Still requires a 12th grade reading level, but eschews the archaic speech and forms of address.

 

[CarmelHP]

Man, you old farts and your KJV, with all its "ye" and "thou"... you know there's a NEW one out, right? Still requires a 12th grade reading level, but eschews the archaic speech and forms of address.

Of what dost thou speaketh?

 

[Fletch]

Of what dost thou speaketh?

New King James Version (NKJV Bible) - Version Information - BibleGateway.com

 

[CarmelHP]

New King James Version (NKJV Bible) - Version Information - BibleGateway.com

Forsooth, verily it doth cause offense to thine ear. (actually, I prefer NIV)

 

[Fletch]

Forsooth, verily it doth cause offense to thine ear. (actually, I prefer NIV)

Heretic!

 

[jbombelli]

Well, if I ever somehow end up on a jury deciding a cas involving any of those a-holes, I already know how I'll vote.

 

[JBusch8899]

How about this one instead?

"Am I my brother's keeper?" (Genesis 4:9)

Hint: The answer is supposed to be: "Yes".

or this one?

“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” (Matthew 7:12)

It appears to me that the profound lack of brotherly love has so affected society, that even these "God fearing" people, have forgotten His word.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Man, you old farts and your KJV, with all its "ye" and "thou"... you know there's a NEW one out, right? Still requires a 12th grade reading level, but eschews the archaic speech and forms of address.

New King James Version (NKJV Bible) - Version Information - BibleGateway.com

Heretic!

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... אני רק אומר
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Blessings,
Bill

 

[trnsplntfrmohio]

Well, if I ever somehow end up on a jury deciding a cas involving any of those a-holes, I already know how I'll vote.

well that just ruined your chances.