Ok, I'm raising the BS flag here. Avon is #36, Mitchell is #57 and they have the Persimmon Festival (I like me some persimmon puddin, but come on!!) Hell, AUSTIN is less redneck than Avon?? WTF??!!
I feel your pain.....they have Danville way down yonder. I bet once we get our Wally world open.......and if we can get the liquor store monopoly straightened out, we could be top 10 redneck city.