Thumper, we are busting your balls, but it is all in good fun(for me at least).
If you are going to say statements as asinine as some of the stuff you said, you have to back it up. You can't just make the "ahh, I don't want to offend anyone" excuse, because so far, NO ONE is offended; we just want some sort of reasoning why you think this way.
You guys aren't going to like kiss and make up or something are you? It isn't that hot when guys do it...