I'm (mostly) joking. Sit in on jury selection some time and see the answers people give to try and not be selected. It's the most amusing part of jury selection. Actually, the only amusing part in a pretty boring process.
I understand. You are face to face with the underbelly and your work is directly affected, on top of having to see what most of us don't regularly.
I went through the process a couple years ago, but didn't get seated on a jury. I think it renews every 2 years, so I could be notified again anytime.
At my single experience (in Btown) there was no one trying to get out of it. Actually one gent got picked for a jury the first time, after numerous times going through the process over years and years.