Some guy put Andy's gun down his pants against his twigs & berries!

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    Was this the guy?

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    Awesome read thanks. :)
     

    melensdad

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    Was this the guy?

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    Awesome read thanks. :)

    NOPE. Couldn't be THIS guy.

    Please understand that THAT guy just came off a fishing boat, all dirty from a night of fishing on Lake Michigan before he scratched his junk with the front sight of Andy's Ruger. While it was down THERE he wiggled it around a bit while holding up his shirt to show us that he was wiggling it around down there. Then THAT guy, dirty and stinking of cut fish, pulled it out, waved it around a bit, and shoved it back down THERE a second time, jiggled around to show that the gun was secure in his shorts, and pulled it back out just to prove his point.

    Only after the double infraction did he hand the gun back to Andy.

    Shortly thereafter the laugher started. That has continued daily. In a never ending relentless manner. Usually intersperced wtih a few "Oh poor Andy" . . . "Poor poor Andy" comments.
     

    hopper68

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    It could have been worse. He could have stuck it down the BACK of his pants!! Christened it with a shart.
    Sometimes you just don't know how lucky you really are.
     

    melensdad

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    What if the old boy was going commando ?
    Well to answer your question, a poem has been scraweled onto the bathroom wall of the 1101 Cigar Lounge that may provide you some insight into the event. . .

    It is a widely accepted belief that he was bare down there
    When against his berries and twig and pubic hair
    Did THAT GUY, stinking of fish, diddle Andy's poor gun
    Which set off a chain of events providing such fun
    All at the expense of poor Andy
    Who's Ruger, on its first date became randy
    And now has become famous
    For barely missing THAT GUY's anus

    :rockwoot:
     

    cowgirl.sdm

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    Well to answer your question, a poem has been scraweled onto the bathroom wall of the 1101 Cigar Lounge that may provide you some insight into the event. . .

    It is a widely accepted belief that he was bare down there
    When against his berries and twig and pubic hair
    Did THAT GUY, stinking of fish, diddle Andy's poor gun
    Which set off a chain of events providing such fun
    All at the expense of poor Andy
    Who's Ruger, on its first date became randy
    And now has become famous
    For barely missing THAT GUY's anus

    :rockwoot:

    Too funny!:lmfao:
     

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