signs you are a cop

[repeter1977]

I was going to say, most that I have seen seem to be true. Although i think its way too nice on the percentage of people that are a waste of air. I think Darwinism isnt working fast enough, lol

 

[lrahm]

They are all true. I've spent many a minute talking about food over a dead body.

That depends on how long the body has been dead .... I know #27.

 

[serpicostraight]

That depends on how long the body has been dead .... I know #27.

the cows hate it when you do that?

 

[lrahm]

the cows hate it when you do that?

Did I just do it again?

 

[serpicostraight]

Did I just do it again?

lonnie leave those tailights alone

 

[lrahm]

lonnie leave those tailights alone

I'm going to "timeout". See you in a couple of days.

 

[lrahm]

I have to add another one to it. You get home and the wife asks how you night went and you calmly say I had two meth labs, a shooting and I pulled a gun on a guy at a car stop. Your wife doesn't even look up from her Kindle. Happened last Saturday night.

 

[Denny347]

I have to add another one to it. You get home and the wife asks how you night went and you calmly say I had two meth labs, a shooting and I pulled a gun on a guy at a car stop. Your wife doesn't even look up from her Kindle. Happened last Saturday night.

Hmmm, I don't even go into that. Wife: "How was your day?" Me: "Same 'ol, same 'ol." Standard response no matter the day.

 

[Gabriel]

Hmmm, I don't even go into that. Wife: "How was your day?" Me: "Same 'ol, same 'ol." Standard response no matter the day.

Same here.

#19 has always irritated me.

 

[LtScott14]

Most are pretty accurate. Left out using the handicap stall cause it secures and has enough room to remove your Sam Browne and firearm. Better yet a locking bathroom service door. Never let your duty gear hit the deck.

When on mids, on return home, the snapping and velcro peeling of removing your duty gear, vest, securing your firearm, and trying to sleep. The downturn from the evening sometimes made me toss and turn till sleep hits you. You lose track of time, everyone else is going somewhere day time stuff happening. Fun.

 

[lrahm]

Most are pretty accurate. Left out using the handicap stall cause it secures and has enough room to remove your Sam Browne and firearm. Better yet a locking bathroom service door. Never let your duty gear hit the deck.

Takes about 10 minutes to get down to my skivies. I know that some of you have now been scarred for life and will need therapy.

 

[Denny347]

Takes about 10 minutes to get down to my skivies. I know that some of you have now been scarred for life and will need therapy.

Your doing it wrong

 

[Gabriel]

Your doing it wrong

No, you're doing it wrong.

 

[lrahm]

No, I'm the one doing it wrong.

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

Haha I LOVE #19