What can beat a purple rhino?
I'm gonna suggest a rhino-sized lobster.
For these type of questions/situations, my money is always on the mantis shrimp. They are one of natures greatest killing machines.
Shane
Without a doubt the lobster. Those pinchers would be devastating and think about how strong it's exoskeleton would be? It takes a pair of shellfish crackers(don't know the proper term) and a good squeeze to get through a boiled one...A shell on a live rhino-sized lobster would take a .50 cal to get through.
I am not sure a .50 would actually get though the shell of a rhino sized lobster.
The skin of the rhino is extremely tough though. It would be like wearing a kevlar vest. Is the fight in the water? I'm assuming it's in the water but not under water. I think it'd be a pretty good fight. I'm not sure the claws would be able to go through his skin though.
(I had to laugh because as typing this, I just got email from Joe's Crab shack)
Look, any biga** lobster that comes at me and tries to pinch me with that one biga** claw and the other little girly claw is going to meet with a hail of 230gr Gold Dots from each pinky-purpley fist. Freakishly huge crustaceans coming at me make me panic. Just sayin' is all.
Match-ups I want to see (with my projected winner second):
Grizzly Bear v. Polar Bear
Picard v. Kirk
Tiger Shark v. Killer Whale
Tiger Shark v. Salt Water Crocodile
Sea Otter v. Wolverine (the animal, not the mutant)
TomN (the mutant) v. Tiger Shark
Pit Bull v. Pit Bull-sized Shrew
Look, any biga** lobster that comes at me and tries to pinch me with that one biga** claw and the other little girly claw is going to meet with a hail of 230gr Gold Dots from each pinky-purpley fist. Freakishly huge crustaceans coming at me make me panic. Just sayin' is all.
You better be aiming for the eyes if you think you are going to stop a rhino-sized lobster with a couple of measly .45's.
You better be aiming for the eyes if you think you are going to stop a rhino-sized lobster with a couple of measly .45's.