1. Really?.......you want $350 for your Hi Point.
2. Did you forget to get dressed when you got up this morning? I didn't know pajamas were the trendy thing.
3. Was the water shut off in Richmond this weekend or was Walmart out of soap? Take a bath/shower dude!!!
4. It should be against the law for some people to be allowed to wear spandex.
5. Really?....your going to spit on the floor. Get a Mt. Dew can or one of those sport energy drink cans/bottles.
6. No, I won't trade you my $400 Strider for your Hot Wheels collection.
7. No, I won't allow you $20.00 trade value when I sell them new for $10.00.
8. Customer: "I want one of those knives that shoots the blade out like I see on TV" Me: "Do you mean an OTF auto?" Customer: " No, you know, the kind of knife that shoots a blade out, like a gun". Me: "I'm sorry, I just sold my last one. You might try that knife vendor up there in front".
Hey Brad, I took a shower and brushed my teeth and my hair both days I was there. You should have given me something for free for making the extra effort. I didn't even spit on anything.
I'll take one of those new fangled knives when you get them back in stock. I even got dressed and didn't even wear spandex so maybe you should give me two of them. I was on my best behavior.
BTW, I like hot wheel cars and will buy an occasional vintage one when I find it reasonably priced.