Would someone PLEASE think of the children???!!! (in that special whine at the exact resonant frequency of my spleen).
WE MUST TAKE ACTION NOW . . . for the children . . . EVEN THOUGH NO ONE HAS ANY EVIDENCE THAT WHAT WE DID CAUSED IT OR THAT ANYTHING WE CAN DO WILL AFFECT IT ANY WAY, BUT IT WILL STILL COST A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY . . . for the children. Who won't benefit in any way. Cause we're all lying or just lazy or stupid enough to believe the liars.
Actually, what you should have told them was....... CHEMTRAILS!
Oh, Doc! You missed it . . . I was present when a guy was talking to my sister and he started talking about . . . chemtrails. She had no idea what he was talking about (and of course, neither did he, but that's a different thing) and just let him talk. I was too tired, lazy, and grouchy to engage him and reveal the horrible truth that water vapor is product of combustion of hydrocarbons and that when it mixes with cool air, the vapor condenses into water droplets, thus making man-made clouds. Apparently I am not too tired, lazy, and grouchy to type it right now for people who already know it. Go figure.