Report: No "Global Warming" for 325 Months...

[rhino]

Oh yeah? Well I have it on even better authority that it will be the coolest summer all year.

PROVE IT!

 

[pudly]

PROVE IT!

I don't have to prove it. I simply feel that it is so...

 

[jamil]

PROVE IT!

Seems like that would be covered under two of the equivalence properties of equality. Transitive, not.

It is reflexive: a=a. hottest summer of year = hottest summer of year. Check.
It is Symmetric: if a=b then b=a. if hottest summer of year = coolest summer of year then coolest summer of year = hottest summer of year. Check.
It is not Transitive: if a=b and b=c then a=c. We don't have a 'c'. Can someone come up with a 'c' so that we have all three covered?

 

[rhino]

I don't have to prove it. I simply feel that it is so...

You'll need a graph shaped vaguely like a hockey stick to support your assertions. Hockey stick-shaped graphs grant you immediate credibility.

 

[pudly]

Seems like that would be covered under two of the equivalence properties of equality. Transitive, not.

It is reflexive: a=a. hottest summer of year = hottest summer of year. Check.
It is Symmetric: if a=b then b=a. if hottest summer of year = coolest summer of year then coolest summer of year = hottest summer of year. Check.
It is not Transitive: if a=b and b=c then a=c. We don't have a 'c'. Can someone come up with a 'c' so that we have all three covered?

c = average summer for the year.

 

[jamil]

c = average summer for the year.

Okay then. Let's just QED that ****.

 

[Mark 1911]

May 11th and it dropped into the 40s last night in NWI - AGAIN! Still running the furnace to heat my house at night. Funny how this global warming has lined Al Gore's pockets while making mine so much lighter!

 

[Blackhawk2001]

In the New World, will it be okay to survive by eating bugs, or will that be considered racist?

WHAT??? And risk exterminating some other species besides Mankind? What are you smoking?

 

[rhino]

WHAT??? And risk exterminating some other species besides Mankind? What are you smoking?

You can't smoke anything anymore either.

 

[jamil]

You can't smoke anything anymore either.

No. Smoking polutes the Mother.

 

[DRob]

From the Washington Post

The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate, at Bergen, Norway.

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.

Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes, (81°, 29").

Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm. Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.

Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.

Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.



Sorry, I forgot to mention this was published in the Washington Post on November 2, 1922!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Article on ammoland.com highlights the smears from libtards on anyone who has a differing viewpoint.

Argue the facts? Can't do that so you have to marginalize the messenger.

How Can So Many World Leaders Be So Wrong?

 

[printcraft]

My icecream melted before I had the chance to eat it........ please tax me..... think of the icecream.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

From the Washington Post

The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate, at Bergen, Norway.

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.

Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes, (81°, 29").

Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm. Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.

Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.

Within a few years it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.



Sorry, I forgot to mention this was published in the Washington Post on November 2, 1922!

That's awesome!

 

[SchwansManDan]

You'll need a graph shaped vaguely like a hockey stick to support your assertions. Hockey stick-shaped graphs grant you immediate credibility.

I have a graph-shaped hockey stick. Will that work?

 

[SchwansManDan]

Funny how this global warming has lined Al Gore's pockets while making mine so much lighter!

Always follow the money.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Bill Nye compares climate change to World War II - CNET

 

[D-Ric902]

Bill Nye compares climate change to World War II - CNET

I can compare global warming to WWII

"they are absolutely nothing alike"

 

[rhino]

Bill Nye compares climate change to World War II - CNET

I don't suppose he's going to make the accurate analogy that the people pushing the global warming socio-political agenda are akin to modern day Nazis, is he?

I'm going to be disappointed by that article.

 

[CathyInBlue]

If I point my toes at just the right angle, my leg is sorta hockey-stick shaped. It must be Global Warming!