Random Ponderings

[Nazgul]

If they found an insect on the moon, would it be a Luna Tick?

Don

 

[DCR]

Mars -- a planet believed to have possibly once had life, is now entirely populated by robots. hmmmm

 

[nonobaddog]

Mars -- a planet believed to have possibly once had life, is now entirely populated by robots. hmmmm

Damn robots.

 

[actaeon277]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

 

[Cameramonkey]

Your left hand has never touched your left elbow.

You cannot sneeze with your eyes open.

Shouldnt hemorrhoids be called as*teroids?

 

[Sigblitz]

I once caught a fish playing a guitar.

 

[Doug]

Ever fall asleep under water?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I once caught a fish playing a guitar.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

 

[actaeon277]

Ever fall asleep under water?

Well... yes.

 

[indyartisan]

How many Bud Lites can you drink before you have to sit down to pee?

 

[Mgderf]

I once caught a fish playing a guitar.

Who taught the fish to play guitar?

 

[Max Volume]

Why is it called a pair of panties but just a bra?

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Well... yes.

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There's a diver in Muncie who used to dive with Ed Ball. He said they were diving a reef in the Caribbean, and he noticed Mr. Ball was floating, motionless, toward the bottom of the reef. He swam down to him, and swears Mr. Ball was sound asleep.

 

[actaeon277]

There's a diver in Muncie who used to dive with Ed Ball. He said they were diving a reef in the Caribbean, and he noticed Mr. Ball was floating, motionless, toward the bottom of the reef. He swam down to him, and swears Mr. Ball was sound asleep.

Mmmm, I don't know about that.
Unless you're in a full suit, how are you keeping the mouthpiece in?

 

[smokingman]

If one were to get outside of the milkyway(electromagnetic and gravitational fields)how differently would physics work without the distorting of spacetime? How would time work for example?

 

[nonobaddog]

Mmmm, I don't know about that.
Unless you're in a full suit, how are you keeping the mouthpiece in?

Duct tape.

Or maybe if it came out you would wake up.

 

[nonobaddog]

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

[nonobaddog]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

[nonobaddog]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?