Post a pithy saying.

[Mgderf]

If I had a swing like that on my back porch, I'd take it apart and see how many screws I could get out of it.

I feel more like I do now than I did before.

You can lead a horse to water, but drowning one is REALLY hard.

 

[Doug]

I'm a peaceable man, and I'll have peace if I have to kill every one of you. - John Wayne (Maybe he didn't say it, but he should have.)

 

[Bennettjh]

Same thing, only different.

 

[GunSlinger]

My sig.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

When momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

 

[Rookie]

Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[Dead Duck]

Bacon is Love, and whoever abides in Love abides in Bacon, and Bacon abides in him. - 1 John 4:16b



Bacon Love Baby!!

 

[stephen87]

Don't **** into the wind.


Early bird catches the worm. Early worm gets eaten.

 

[Vince49]

You can lead a horse to drink,but you can't make him water.

Unless of course he is a racehorse.

 

[dmarsh8]

A coon dog can whip a skunk but
it ain't worth the stink!

 

[cook4army]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the strength to keep from choking the living sh*t out of some poor fool, who desperately deserves it.

 

[Sgtusmc]

"Never assume, it makes an ass out of u and me". That saying is referring to the saying, "**** rolls down hill"

also a big fan of the John Wayne quote: "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." ~ John Wayne

One of Tzun Tzu (Sun Tzu) writings says: "Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance."
This is a tactic that works for the gray man's mythos.

 

[dmarsh8]

No matter how hot she is; somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ****.

Haha a guy I work with says that all the time.
Along with something close to. ..women are like hot sauce, they may be sweet and spicy in the beginning but in the end it's gonna burn your a**

 

[daddyusmaximus]

I feel more like I do now than I did before.

I just had a picture of Uncle Si come to mind...

 

[cook4army]

Haha a guy I work with says that all the time.
Along with something close to. ..women are like hot sauce, they may be sweet and spicy in the beginning but in the end it's gonna burn your a**[/QUOTE]

Kinda like this I heard...."Why is a woman like a hurricane? Because when they blow in, they are all wet and wild, and when they leave, they take your house and car."

 

[Vince49]

It is better to copulate than never.

 

[Cozy439]

 

[OkieGirl]

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you"

 

[indyjohn]

When at a masquerade party, if at the hour of unmasking all that comes off is the mask, you have done something wrong...

 

[Cpl. Klinger]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?