Post a pithy saying.

[LANShark42]

Albert Einstein — 'Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.'

 

[hoosierdoc]

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't

 

[JetGirl]

"If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it." ~Mark Twain

 

[poppy]

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[Birds Away]

Pithy to one is undoubtedly snarky to another.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wants money.

 

[smokingman]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."

All quotes by Albert Einstein.

 

[D-Ric902]

You cannot lead in moderation

thank you for your openmindedness and tolerance of differing opinions in pointing out my hatred and lack of caring for the poor and oppressed, along with my racism, misogyny, homophobia, and anti Muslim sentiments.

 

[femurphy77]

70% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[femurphy77]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wants money.

And the "B" side; "If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it!!

 

[HeadlessRoland]

"If I had a dog like you, I'd shoot it."

"Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!" "Madame, if I were your husband, I would drink it!"

Six can keep a secret if five are dead.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Remember, no matter where you go, you're from somewhere.

 

[stephen87]

Those who can, do. Those who can't, try something else.

 

[saleen4971]

if it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Don't judge a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes.

Then, if you don't like him, at least you're a mile away AND you have his shoes.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and still don't quit are idiots.

 

[chezuki]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

13 at the table is an unlucky number, especially when the hostess has only 12 chops - Groucho Marx

 

[ModernGunner]

"There is no 'I' in team". But there IS in 'wIn', and that's what I like to do!

 

[sharkey]

Hard work often pays off in the long run, but laziness always pays off now.