Political funny pictures thread, part IV. Bring on the leather!

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

Wallzheimers

 

[eldirector]

Strange that she posted that in English. Should I be offended?

And, Wang is awesome.

 

[2A_Tom]

Wang is awesome.

...and here I thought you were straight.

 

[sharkey]

Train to Hawaii gets me every time.

 

[actaeon277]

And most trains run on fossil fuel.
Electric trains and public transport mostly work (barely) in high population density areas.


Also, I wonder how Uber and Lyft drivers feel about being casually unemployed.

 

[2A_Tom]

And most trains run on fossil fuel.
Electric trains and public transport mostly work (barely) in high population density areas.

Electric trains and battery cars also run on fossil fuel, Mostly.

 

[Jerchap2]

Heard a great nickname for her the other day:

Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

 

[patience0830]

Heard a great nickname for her the other day:

Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

A nother
O bnoxious
C ommunist

 

[Doug]

And most trains run on fossil fuel.
Electric trains and public transport mostly work (barely) in high population density areas.


Also, I wonder how Uber and Lyft drivers feel about being casually unemployed.

No problem! The government will provide them with a good union job; unless they don't want to work. In that case, the government will provide then with an income, and housing, and food, and health care.

 

[OakRiver]

And most trains run on fossil fuel.
Electric trains and public transport mostly work (barely) in high population density areas.


Also, I wonder how Uber and Lyft drivers feel about being casually unemployed.

Wasn't the plan to print money to cover those who were unable or unwilling to work?

 

[semperfi211]

 

[Mongo59]

Made from up to 90% recycled human waste! Less when the driver leaves the vehicle...

 

[2A_Tom]

Reevers?

 

[Mongo59]

Does that thing have side impact Tyrannosaurus bladders?

 

[actaeon277]

Reevers?

Reaver


A Reaver
"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."

 

[jamil]

Train to Hawaii gets me every time.

Being in engineering of some form all my life, I tend to start thinking of how to implement ideas when I hear them. So I’m thinking of this problem. One idea is pontoons with some kind of flexible captive rail so the track can move with the tide and wavesnog sure how to solve tsunamis. The train itself would of course have to be completely submersible. Well that’s obviously a bad idea. Scratch it. Too impractical. Materials don’t really exist to make a flexible rail that’s strong enough.

Okay, so a tube that floats on the water. The tube would have to be pretty flexible to be able to move with the ocean—wait. Scratch that. Not practical. That doesn’t really solve the problems with the flexible rail.

Okay, the tube would have to be uber strong and rigid and follow the contour of the ocean floor. Wait. Scratch that. The tube would have to be exceptionally strong to withstand the extreme pressures. Not to mention it has to be constructed by someone or something that can also withstand the pressures in the dealest parts of the ocean.

Okay, tunnel under the ocean floor! That’s IT! Dig a 2500 mile tunnel under the ocsan floor! Of course it would have to withstand volcanic and seismic action. But I think it’s totally doable. I mean hey, they built a tunnel under the English Channel. How much harder and more expensive could it be to dig one under the Pacific Ocean?

Think of how many jobs that would create. What an economic boon that would be!

Seriously, this is the reason why progressives need conservatives. They need someone to tell them how full of **** they are so they don’t go off soing stupid ****.

 

[jamil]

Electric trains and battery cars also run on fossil fuel, Mostly.

Oh no. They could run on the wind. In the tunnel. Under the ocean. Like blowing a spitball through a straw. It’ll be fab.

See. A little known fact about unicorn farts. They aren’t co2. They’re actually mostly oxygen and nitrogen and of course some harmless magical microscopic pixi dust. So they plan to gather a bunch of unicorns and capture their farts and direct them into the tunnel to produce a constant flow which will propel the train cars speedily through the 2500 miles of under-ocean tunnels.

The only problem, they have to get buy in from PITA. But they promised the PITA leadership that the unicorns would be made available for sex, so the leadership is expected to approve the plan.

AOC and the rest of her kindergarten class in congress (otherwise known as Democrats) have all those details worked out. Trust them. They know best.

 

[eldirector]

You could also put wings on the train, so it could fly over the ocean. How cool would that be? Go to a special train station, and board a "sky train". Someone should invent that.