Pipeline Police???

[actaeon277]

Yes. Disgusting gay porn. I was so morally outraged that I wore out the first 8 minutes of the VHS tape over a long weekend so no one else would be subjected to it.

I lay pipe with handcuffs sometimes. Am I impersonating a police officer?

TT, please tell me it's not gay Porn.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I lay pipe with handcuffs sometimes. Am I impersonating a police officer?

I found it was MUCH easier to use my guaranteed pickup line... "Excuse me, Miss... can you answer a question for me? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I'm wondering where my chloroform wandered off to; I'm hoping the bottle doesn't fall off a shelf somewhere and break, at least not when I'm home. That was a whole [bad word] liter of it.

 

[mom45]

So my husband's t-shirt that says "Big Pipe" has some hidden meaning? Hmmmm

 

[hoosierdoc]

So my husband's t-shirt that says "Big Pipe" has some hidden meaning? Hmmmm

Did he win it during some sort of competition?

 

[mom45]

Did he win it during some sort of competition?

I'm sure he got it from a contractor that sold pipe when he was working as an operator putting in sewers and water mains.

 

[Caleb]

Am I the only one who found it funny?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Am I the only one who found it funny?

Thank you, and I sure hope not.

for the record I did not see this thread wandering into happy porn discussions either.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Thank you, and I sure hope not.

for the record I did not see this thread wandering into happy porn discussions either.

You're new here, arent you?

 

[Tactically Fat]

For the record, I'm almost certain there's no "pipeline police". I think the DOE fellers only deal with nuclear power plants and stuff.

My first job out of school dealt with subsurface soil investigations. We had a project in Decatur near Bellmont HS. There also happened to be a HUGE cross country natural gas pipeline through there.

The pipeline guys and the locator guys were observing nearby as we worked, for sure, but there weren't any kind of law enforcement.

The RR guy in front of HD was probably just A) nosey ... Or B) the description of the location of the accident was close enough to the railroad for him to think he may be of assistance should there be an encroachment onto the railroad right of way.

And no, we didn't puncture the large diameter NG line in Decatur. Thankfully. (other buried utilities at other locations yes...including a NG line)

 

[Cynical]

For the record, I'm almost certain there's no "pipeline police". I think the DOE fellers only deal with nuclear power plants and stuff.

My first job out of school dealt with subsurface soil investigations. We had a project in Decatur near Bellmont HS. There also happened to be a HUGE cross country natural gas pipeline through there.

The pipeline guys and the locator guys were observing nearby as we worked, for sure, but there weren't any kind of law enforcement.

The RR guy in front of HD was probably just A) nosey ... Or B) the description of the location of the accident was close enough to the railroad for him to think he may be of assistance should there be an encroachment onto the railroad right of way.

And no, we didn't puncture the large diameter NG line in Decatur. Thankfully. (other buried utilities at other locations yes...including a NG line)

Believe it or not DOT has jurisdiction on pipelines, at least natural gas to my knowledge. If I mis marked a high pressure pipeline and it was ruptured I would have been sent for a whizz quiz to determine if I was under the influence of something. We even had to recertify once a year with pipeline safety training. Thankfully I never had a damage at fault or otherwise.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

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