OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM IS FILLED WITH IDIOTS!

[Que]

At least I didn't have a slide to my glide today

Oh, was today an off day for you?

 

[MikeDVB]

Are guys born knowing this line... "just relax, it won't hurt a bit"

I thought the line was, "This should hurt, but may or may not. Best you be prepared." ???

 

[lovemachine]

Oh, was today an off day for you?

Ohh I am SO going to get you back for that.

 

[KJQ6945]

I thought the line was, "This should hurt, but may or may not. Best you be prepared." ???

I thought it was, "just pretend it hurts, and I'll feel better"

Que, are you just trying to boost your "doctors" ego?

 

[MikeDVB]

I thought it was, "just pretend it hurts, and I'll feel better"

Yeah... that sounds better... Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong all these years?

 

[scottka]

Thank you for the recognition...you guys are a pain butt so well worth it.

FIFY

 

[stephen87]

I'm trying to eat subway here....

So did you get a foot long?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Funny, mine didn't hurt at all?

that's because everyone knows how big of an a*****e you are....

 

[spirit390]

It only hurts the first time

 

[actaeon277]

I found the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq1FNIGap-0

 

[Max Volume]

Why am I reminded of D.A.C.'s song "Three biggest lies"?

 

[kjf40]

I figure im going to have my wife learn what to look for...or feel for, and when the time comes she will do the exam.

Dr. long finger can go jump.

 

[halfmileharry]

OK, now I'm finding a female doctor, loading up on hooch, and NOT telling on myself.

 

[BGDave]

OP, I wouldn't worry about the exam unless you are looking forward to the next one. or 8-(

 

[vitamink]

Slightly off track, but did you know that if you have multiple colo/rectal exams in 1 year, because you are very concerned for the health of your colon, your insurance provider may not pay for them? They told me the last 18 were "unnecessary"!!! Folks, cancer can pop up any second of any day no matter how old you are. Just because i take a proactive approach to butt health, i shouldn't be demonized by my insurance. Thanks Obamacare!

AMIRIGHT?

 

[Que]

Slightly off track, but did you know that if you have multiple colo/rectal exams in 1 year, because you are very concerned for the health of your colon, your insurance provider may not pay for them? They told me the last 18 were "unnecessary"!!! Folks, cancer can pop up any second of any day no matter how old you are. Just because i take a proactive approach to butt health, i shouldn't be demonized by my insurance. Thanks Obamacare!

AMIRIGHT?

Sure, there's nothing wrong with that.

 

[KJQ6945]

Slightly off track, but did you know that if you have multiple colo/rectal exams in 1 year, because you are very concerned for the health of your colon, your insurance provider may not pay for them? They told me the last 18 were "unnecessary"!!! Folks, cancer can pop up any second of any day no matter how old you are. Just because i take a proactive approach to butt health, i shouldn't be demonized by my insurance. Thanks Obamacare!

AMIRIGHT?

Is your doctor in Holiday Park?

 

[phylodog]

I want to link a youtube video without making it imbed, how do I do that? It's probably NSFW.

h_t_t_p://youtu.be/-rtUvlR1pZE

Remove the _ _ _ from http and paste in your browser

 

[vitamink]

this did it for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0-kTOu0tQ

"so get cha ass checked out before it's too late turkeys"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

 

[indykid]

Just be happy your doctor didn't ask you if you remembered the ring when you entered the exam room!