NWI INGO General Post - Part 22 - Racoon Pets, Sadclowns Kids, and golf carts

[klausm]

the deer in Lake of the Ozarks park are so tame that 5 of them let me get within 30 yards of them while walking the dog.
I am guessing after two hits there wouldn't be much venison to salvage

 

[melensdad]

Still curious where Sadclown is . . .

 

[CTC B4Z]

To be fair that Easter bunny probably reeked of lucky strikes and petroleum jelly

 

[Doug28450]

Surgery is done. If anyone needs help with critical decisions, I'm available for assistance.

 

[actaeon277]

Surgery is done. If anyone needs help with critical decisions, I'm available for assistance.

Need anything picked up and delivered?
Drugs, food?

 

[Doug28450]

Need anything picked up and delivered?
Drugs, food?

My wife is here. Thanks for the offer, it's greatly appreciated.

 

[mmpsteve]

To be fair that Easter bunny probably reeked of lucky strikes and petroleum jelly

I was gonna say Winstons and Wild Turkey.

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[actaeon277]

My wife is here. Thanks for the offer, it's greatly appreciated.

I seem to have a little time on my hands.
Yet, don't really want to fix or clean around the house.
Thinking burning it down would be easier.


Got my final paperwork for retirement filled out today.
Now I just have to wait for my first paycheck.. next month.

 

[actaeon277]

Oh look, a beautiful woman from Dubai wants to be my friends on Facebook.

Jeez.

 

[Doug28450]

I seem to have a little time on my hands.
Yet, don't really want to fix or clean around the house.
Thinking burning it down would be easier.


Got my final paperwork for retirement filled out today.
Now I just have to wait for my first paycheck.. next month.

The first step in remodeling a restaurant is a kitchen fire. I'm just sayin.

 

[Doug28450]

Oh look, a beautiful woman from Dubai wants to be my friends on Facebook.

Jeez.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Doug28450]

Since I'm just sitting around for a few weeks with not much to do, I think I'll buy some guns and ammo. This surgery could end up being really expensive.

 

[radar8756]

To be fair that Easter bunny probably reeked of lucky strikes and petroleum jelly

Petroleum Jelly ???

 

[Doug28450]

We're doomed....

 

[Snapdragon]

Petroleum Jelly ???

I know, right?

 

[Snapdragon]

Oh look, a beautiful woman from Dubai wants to be my friends on Facebook.

Jeez.

I've been getting a lot more lately also.

 

[CTC B4Z]

We're doomed....

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Holy Crap. A double whammy... A screen cap posted properly AND its cropped????

 

[CTC B4Z]

 

[actaeon277]

I've been getting a lot more lately also.

I thought you'd be getting 'handsome' men trying to be 'friends'.

Probably the same thing.
A couple pics, or posts. Rather generic.
Dozens or hundreds of friends, all recent, all gushing on how beautiful they are, etc.

 

[actaeon277]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Lives in Dubai, United Arab Emirates

From Manchester, United Kingdom