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[jgreiner]

Light weights...

I once took care of a patient that cut his junk off with a pair of scissors.

Damn, I just involuntarily crossed my legs and smacked my knee on the desk......

 

[Cameramonkey]

Thanks a lot BT. Now we will have a new scenario. Hillbilly Russian Porch Snip Snip.

Remind me not to raise my hand if BBI or Coach asks for volunteers...

 

[jamil]

Now I'm sad. Thanks for that.

It's just about expectations. If that joke were three lines it'd have been funny enough. But it has to be really funny if I've built up all the expectations of reading that much to get to the punch line.

 

[padawan]

Thanks a lot BT. Now we will have a new scenario. Hillbilly Russian Porch Snip Snip.

Is there such a thing as a 'Russian Hillbilly'?

 

[baldmax]

I will just stay away from NYC.

 

[T.Lex]

Is there such a thing as a 'Russian Hillbilly'?

Why do you think there are 2 Georgias?

 

[Bigtanker]

Why do you think there are 2 Georgias?

That's funny.

 

[Doublehelix]

An old retired guy moves down to Florida with his wife to a place right on the first tee of a golf course. Every morning, he notices that there is this threesome of guys teeing off each morning at 8:00. He finally works up the gumption to talk to them about having him join their daily threesome to make it a foursome.

The guys sort of grumble a bit, and say that they are all great golfers, and can't play with anyone that can't keep up. The man assures them that he is a scratch golfer.

Then they say that they tee off every morning at 8:00 SHARP, and they need everyone to be there promptly. The man replies that he can be there on time without issues almost all mornings. In fact, he promises them that he will never be more than 5 minutes late.

The guys think about it, and decide to give him a shot. So the next day he shows up at 8:00, and sure enough, he is a great golfer, and comes in second place. The guys are impressed and they invite him back again for a second day. This time, he shows up and plays LEFT-HANDED, and actually wins!!!

They all went out afterwards for a post-game cocktail, and they tell the guy that they are just amazed at how well he plays, both from the left and the right side. One of the guys then asks him how he decides whether to play left-handed or right-handed.

"Ahhhhhh!' the old guy replies. "It is actually very simple. When I wake up in the morning I look over at my wife, and if she is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she is sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."

"Well then what do you do when she is sleeping on her back?' they replied

"OH, those are the days when I'll be 5 minutes late!!!"

 

[indiucky]

Is there such a thing as a 'Russian Hillbilly'?

I know Finland does.....

[video=youtube;e4Ao-iNPPUc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc[/video]


Russia tries....

[video=youtube;M5GRpA5H3CI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5GRpA5H3CI[/video]

 

[Markus]

Now I cannot remember why I clicked on this thread...

 

[Alamo]

Now I cannot remember why I clicked on this thread...

Horrified fascination, probably.

 

[KellyinAvon]

I know Finland does.....

[video=youtube;e4Ao-iNPPUc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc[/video]


Russia tries....

[video=youtube;M5GRpA5H3CI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5GRpA5H3CI[/video]

I'll give the Rooskies a solid "not bad". Tractor-drums were awesome, vocals were really good. Need to ditch the chorus and bring in the Russian equivalent to the Honkettes.

 

[Hookeye]

"Shot in the junk" and "selfies"....

more good stats on

heyjackass.com

 

[Kmocao]

Ugh! I will never be comfortable carrying appendix style and having a gun pointed at my junk. I'll draw from 3-5 o'clock tyvm

 

[Woody968]

Ugh! I will never be comfortable carrying appendix style and having a gun pointed at my junk. I'll draw from 3-5 o'clock tyvm

Couldn't agree more.