Connor: Jeez! It's a ****in' six-shooter. ****!
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the **** were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
Boondock Saints
Another great line:
Seems a LOT like this thread...
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/89790-answer_a_quote_leave_a_quote.html
For the truly nerdy:
"Hoakey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."