movie/tv quotes

[Hornett]

Lmfao. Love that movie.

Here's one of my favorites.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I quoted that for my wife yesterday and she looked at me with the 'wife look' and said "How many times did you see that movie anyway?"
I told her that there is not a manly man anywhere that could not quote that word for word.

 

[indiucky]

Marianne- "I just don't like guns."

Shane. "A gun is a tool Marianne, no better or no worse than the man behind it."

Shane

 

[indytechnerd]

One that doesn't get much 'airplay', but a damn good quote, nonetheless...

From Miami Vice, the movie...

Badguy: Shoot me, she dies. Shoot me, go ahead. **** it, we can all go. That's cool.
Good Cop Chick: That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?
Badguy: Heh, Fuc...
BOOM! HEADSHOT!

 

[paintman]

get yourself a glock and get rid of that nickel plated sissy pistol
(U.S Marshals)

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

(sadly turning in his sidearm) "This always made me feel like a man, you know? Now all I got is my enormous genitals."

officer lou, from the simpsons.

 

[Stschil]

"Easy boys, Daddy's working"

Boondock Saints: All Saints Day


"Don't just stand there grasping your hands in pain, how 'bout a round of applause for the Waco Kid"

Blazing Saddles

 

[Dorian Gray]

For the Browncoats out there
[ame]http://youtu.be/zwyiu7JQk4k[/ame]

 

[.45 Dave]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"---Mae West

 

[Dr.Midnight]

"One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of tanqueray and showed those people the best ******* time they've ever seen."

Kenny Powers

 

[Tony7141]

"Break out some Winchesters!"
John Wayne

 

[Dorian Gray]

"Dead or alive you're coming with me creep"
-Robocop, lol

 

[repeter1977]

"Dead or alive you're coming with me creep"
-Robocop, lol

They are remaking the Robocop movie. should be interesting with the list of actors signing on. Always a great movie
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLal2HTifnM[/ame]

 

[GunSlinger]

From the movie 'Patton' as Patton's troops are crushing Rommel's in north Africa "Rommel, you magnificent SOB I read your book!"

 

[Dirty Steve]

From Wyatt Earp:

"Are you gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?"


From "We Were Soldiers"

Mel Gibson: "I wonder how Custer felt when he realized he had led his men into a massacre."

Sam Elliot: "Custer was a p__sy. You ain't."

Dirty Steve

 

[jedi]

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo

 

[repeter1977]

Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoyo, you killed my father, now prepare to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w

 

[Mosinowner]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[repeter1977]

Any you blanky blanks call me grandpa, I'll kill ya (since someone had to quote We were Soldiers)
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WArAyjr8dRA&feature=related

 

[Mackey]

From the Cable TV Series, "Archer":

Malory: It's okay! They're just blanks.
Lana: Well, see, you say that ...
Malory: But they were blanks—weren't they?
Archer: Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards

 

[9mmfan]

It's been said before, but "Go ahead, make my day" just rocks!