Nah, just a license.
If you don't want to go to jail, don't steal. Doesn't take a village to teach a man that.
Who did he steal from? And what did he steal? Exactly. Did he steal 2 rainbow fish and a salmon? Was he on public or private land? Who specifically is the victim here? Did he steal your fish? Do you have proof of ownership?
Do I have some claim to those 2 rainbow fish? If they are owned by the people then I must have some sort of claim to the fish right?
I have an even better question:
Who's money are we going to use to keep him in jail? Yours? Mine? How much fish is he going to end up eating while in jail?
This is all just a little too absurd ...