Seriously guys, if the headline "Two men shot in attempted mugging on Monon" shows up after July 1, I'm buying a round of beer (up to 10 of you :P )
Don't forget, our boys in pink over in Illinois suggest you just vomit all over yourself to deter attackers.
Sexual Assault - If You Are Confronted...
(Careful. Reading this will only re-enforce your hatred for Illinois and the idiocy and ridiculousness of those kind of people.)
Please don't bash all of the good people of Illinois. The state has been enslaved by the criminal socialist politicians in Chicago that are kept in by the liberal union welfare voters. Sadly it will never change. the lucky ones, like me, leave. Sorry for the hijack.