Retirees going into civil service Don’t get credit for all their military time when it comes to annual leave. The service computation date is adjusted for the number of days in an area where a campaign medal was awarded. By government standards it’s not that much paperwork.What do you mean "getting a higher leave group a year earlier?" It's a benefit I'm unfamiliar with.
Someone asked the question "what would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?" to members of different branches of the military, and these are the responses he got.
Army said, "I'd step on it."
The Marine said, "I would crush it with the heel of my boot."
The Ranger said, "I'd smash its head, cut off its tail and eat it."
Then Air Force said, "I would call room service, tell them to take it away, then ask why there is a tent in my hotel room."
Yeah, it's always super secret-secret squirrel stuff. Nobody ever makes up stuff about driving a forklift in the rain, or loading a truck in a snowstorm, or what you got at a DRMO sale, or going to meetings.
Those don't sound "heroic".
Though, that seems to be most of my military experience.
When the recruiter points out those nice clean, freshly painted ships.
He didn't tell you how they got that way.
Between that and Navy SEALS with Charlie Sheen, the Navy was set for the 80s and 90sThe 'Top Gun' Navy... Circa 1987.
You see the movie 'Top Gun',
YOU want to fly jets a billion miles an hour and kiss Kelly McGillis, so you join the Navy....
Suddenly, your head is shaved, you are living with MEN, hanging off the side of some tub scraping barnacles, and that 'Chief' guy keeps hollering at you!
Chief don't look like Kelly McGillis, he looks like Maude!
That joke still cracks me up, but old and twisted...
Between that and Navy SEALS with Charlie Sheen, the Navy was set for the 80s and 90s
I was on the C130 to Qatar. Loud, not much going on. We arrive, apparently later than expected. Pilot comes out, "who was flown in a C130?" we of course all raise our hands. Who has flown in a C130 with 3 engines? Most the hands go down. Who was ever flown in a C130 with only 2 engines? Like one or two hands still up. Pilot goes, well, you can all raise your hands now because two engines stopped working over Iraq. Gotta love those planes. We didn't even notice. So, now I can say that I have flown in a C130 with only 2 engines working.
KDSM ended up being put in a Defense Authorization bill to get it authorized. DoD pushed back on it for years. It's a Campaign Medal since hostilities have never officially ended. I guess big DoD didn't want all the retirees who did a tour in the ROK getting a higher leave group a year earlier. 361 days for me.
13 months on the river. No KDSM.
Then he comes back and asked if any of us knew if a C130 could land on an aircraft carrier...
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After doing my sea duty tour I finally had a cushy job on shore duty. Then one autumn day at NAVWEPSTA Concord, we had some unhappy civilians try to slow a cargo train down. That brain fart cost the guy a couple of legs. The place was never the same after that.
The answer is yes.
The Navy did it back in the 60’s.
There’s vid on YouTube.