We had a whole detachment aboard the USS Enterprise. Some of the boys were just off, others were way off.
Is there something about Special Weapons that affects the guards?
Back in the 80s the German Air Force had some Pershing Ground Launched Cruise Missile units, One of which was close to NATO Airbase Geilenkirchen. The Germans were not allowed to possess nuclear weapons in peacetime, so there was always a US Army unit nearby that controlled the warheads and would issue them to the Germans in the event of war.
So NATO Airbase Geilenkirchen had a US field artillery detachment Within its borders, and there was a section north of the airfield that containedsome bunkers where no one but the army was allowed to go. Hmmm.
The army boys were of course allowed to use the MWR services of the base, and one of the nicer MWR services was a German on staff who arranged wine tasting tours at various German vineyards.
So one night we’re sitting in a Keller across the table from half a dozen of these 18-19 year-old field artillery guys, Passing around bottles of wine to sample. The Vineyard host would pour some into your glass, you would try it out, and if you didn’t like it or you didn’t want to get too hammered by the end of the evening, spit it back in your glasses and dump the glass into a carafe in the middle of the table.
The army boys are having a good time and not dumping any back in the carafe of course, but they remained polite and respectful. By the end of the evening the carafe was nearly full, consisting entirely of “Air Force contributions“. Basically about nine different kinds of red and white wine, sweet and dry ...and leavened with spit.
At the conclusion as we started putting our coats on to leave, one of the army guys grabs the carafe… and asked the host for a container to take it home.
The host look mildly shocked but he dutifully got a plastic jug, dumped the carafe into it, and sent them on their way.
God bless the Army! Waste not want not.