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[BiscuitNaBasket]

***Golf Clap***

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Golf puns? Is that what we are doing? Well, we are not having a pun war without Freeman.

I find this thread up to par.

Was it confirmed that a putter was used, or was this just a rough estimate?

Perhaps a four iron was used if the robber's clothing was wrinkled?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

That this thread will go bad quickly is a fore-gone conclusion.

 

[TheEngineer]

That this thread will go bad quickly is a fore-gone conclusion.

^^

I had a group project in school to design and build a fully automated golf ball launching machine...our group name was "Fore Play". That got some looks from the teachers that were there for our presentation

 

[rockhopper46038]

Someone was teed off.
This story has some yardage, although the reporting thus far has been sub-par.
He's lucky nobody decided to shoot for a hole in one.

 

[1911ly]

Did they yell fore before they nailed him in the forehead

 

[Smokepole]

Channel 6 is running this on a scheduled newsbreak right now. No description of the douchebag's injuries though. channel 6 whiffed on that piece.

Sounds like the perp teed off the resident who did his best impression of a Tim Daly drive. With a putter no less.

 

[lovemachine]

That's awesome.

 

[BGDave]

Anyone replace the divot?

 

[SmileDocHill]

Anyone replace the divot?

Ha! That would be HoosierDoc's job.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

So....where do golf clubs fall in the caliber debate? (Home invasion stopped)

Suspect beat with golf club, in hospital after west side home invasion | Fox 59 News ? fox59.com

I don't know anything other that whats in the article right now, but I've got to go in to screen a case in a bit so I'll check around then.

 

[SmileDocHill]

Merged due to dupe.

 

[dmarsh8]

I like the how many teeth did he lose comment below on wthr's
FORE!!

 

[churchmouse]

We were just over by that residence. There are other complexes close by. I am sure the idiot ventured out from one.

No Golf related remarks come to mind that have not already been covered.

 

[Disposable Heart]

Suspect beat with golf club, in hospital after west side home invasion | Fox 59 News ? fox59.com

I don't know anything other that whats in the article right now, but I've got to go in to screen a case in a bit so I'll check around then.

BBE, that's easy:

A 9 iron may expand, but a 4 wood will always be a 4 wood or better.
Never enter a fight with a wood that starts with less than 4.
However, due to improved performance, there is a trend to move BACK towards 9 due to higher capacity golf bags and better improving club heads.

 

[Curls & Swirls]

Suspect beat with golf club, in hospital after west side home invasion | Fox 59 News ? fox59.com .

He should really case a place before he goes in. They said it was a family of 12. To bad they only had one club!!! I wonder if all the houses in that area come with a club?

 

[VUPDblue]

Suspect beat with golf club, in hospital after west side home invasion | Fox 59 News ? fox59.com

I don't know anything other that whats in the article right now, but I've got to go in to screen a case in a bit so I'll check around then.

I was first on scene of this incident and I can say that the run load on northwest 30 will be much lower now. I can also say that this dude had all the first responders chuckling...

 

[halfmileharry]

It's a sad state of affairs. Whatever happened to quality career criminals. It used to be an honorable profession. Now it's just sloppy amateur night with a bunch of toothless punks. When this little bandido gets out he'll be stealing gold for his new grill work.
Thanks VUPDblue for the interesting heads up here.

 

[Mark 1911]

Is that what you call a deep-faced putter??

 

[lovemachine]

I was first on scene of this incident and I can say that the run load on northwest 30 will be much lower now. I can also say that this dude had all the first responders chuckling...

You were first on scene? That's awesome. I'd have been laughing hard at the moron.