Is Jared Fogel from Subway fame dead?

[T.Lex]

Hey Jollymon, whatever you're into is cool and all, but that chick with the glasses is rather homely.

 

[JollyMon]

Walking in all her glory....

Federal authorities raid home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle in child pornography investigation | KFOR.com

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Ok, first off, the title of this thread is supposed to be misleading. So the FBI don't shut us down. All we have to remember is every now and then throw in Jared's name in the post to throw them off. For instance. "Man that FBI chick sure is hot, I'd like to put bacon on her and make her my lunch, like Bubba will when he makes Jared his b**ch in prison!"

 

[Birds Away]

We are at the feet of a master.

 

[JollyMon]

Bow to your master

 

[Birds Away]

Bow to your master

No, I'm at his feet because that's where all the midget strippers hang out.

 

[femurphy77]

Ok, first off, the title of this thread is supposed to be misleading. So the FBI don't shut us down. All we have to remember is every now and then throw in Jared's name in the post to throw them off. For instance. "Man that FBI chick sure is hot, I'd like to put bacon on her and make her my lunch, like Bubba will when he makes Jared his b**ch in prison!"

Mmmm, Bacon!

 

[rhino]

Walking in all her glory....

Federal authorities raid home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle in child pornography investigation | KFOR.com

She has one black nitrile glove in the video instead of the full pair of the blue.

 

[JollyMon]

Its a slow day at work....

 

[rhino]

She has handcuffs.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[T.Lex]

What's the screename of the blue golf shirt dude who is clearly holding out on us?

 

[JollyMon]

What's the screename of the blue golf shirt dude who is clearly holding out on us?

I dont know bu my google fu is running out..... making that gif from that video was a pain

 

[HoughMade]

I was impressed that the reporters thought it necessary to broadcast the exact location of his house. Impressed at the stupidity.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

She has handcuffs.

I'm just sayin'.

She can slap those cuffs on me like Jared slaps mayo on a 6 inch with chips!!

 

[T.Lex]

You sure that's mayo?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You sure that's mayo?

I'm sure the Hot FBI chick has taken samples!!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[JollyMon]

Here come Gpia7r to ruin our fun.... damn feminist

 

[femurphy77]

What's humorous about the whole "hot FBI chick" thing is that they have already located everyone's computer and are currently waiting on the search warrants! Smile boys, you may get a chance to meet her after all!!!!

 

[JollyMon]

What's humorous about the whole "hot FBI chick" thing is that they have already located everyone's computer and are currently waiting on the search warrants! Smile boys, you may get a chance to meet her after all!!!!