You forgot, And do'nt ask me if those jeans make your butt look big, it is your butt that makes your butt look big! and that is a question that I cant answer with out an attorney present anyway.
Great Line!!!
Buckaroo
You forgot, And do'nt ask me if those jeans make your butt look big, it is your butt that makes your butt look big! and that is a question that I cant answer with out an attorney present anyway.
A High Tech Bar...
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end?
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"Did.....your....people.....really.....think....about....
nominating......Hillary??"
A drunk is staggering down a sidewalk when two nuns in full habit were walking straight toward him. The nuns were walking side by side and when they approached the drunk the two sisters just each took a step away from each other and let the man pass between them. After passing the drunk the two sisters resumed their side by side stroll. After passing in between the two, the drunk stopped dead in his tracks and got a very confused look on his face as he turned to watch the two walking away from him. As the man resumes his unsteady journey he mumbles to himself..... "I wonder how she did that" ?!?!?
Date: Sunday, April 26, 2009
12:12 PM
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
"If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say: (1) Red is positive, (2) black is negative, and (3) make sure his nuts are wet."
TK
Date: Sunday, April 26, 2009
12:12 PM
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
"If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel-shagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say: (1) Red is positive, (2) black is negative, and (3) make sure his nuts are wet."
TK
Funny but just so everyone knows:
The City Councilman's Graphic Comment that Got Him Thown Out of a Radio Studio-Fiction!
Buckaroo
Who cares!
Sorry guys, I just get tired of people sending me stuff like this as if it were true. I thought I would just provide the service in case someone was wondering.
Buckaroo