ARGH! I put this in the wrong topic earlier:
If your bathroom requires the services of an Exorcist after you make a poop, you may wish to reconsider your dietary choices.
Although. . Not far from the truth.
Hah! I had not considered your situation, sir! I was thinking about persistent, malevolent odors!
Happy coincidence then?
I went camping, and Bigfoot saw me when I was putting up my tent.
I'm worried that when he gets home, nobody will believe him.