I KNEW IT!!!

[churchmouse]

I don't know. I feel like I'm a kid again and my dad saying, "You want your spanking now, or do you want to wait until you do something wrong?"

Sounds about right......
Me....."But Dad, I did not do this"
My Dad, "You may not have done what I am whipping you for but have have done something.....I am sure of it".

He was always right.

 

[pudly]

Rookie's a TEST PILOT???

Cool!

Actually, the rule sounds more like software system hardening. You use code reviews, various tools, etc. to help make it harder for hackers to break.

 

[PaulF]

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended. Either way, let me know so I can figure a way around it.

Offended (reported), then flattered.

Now I'm going to ban you. Because freedom.

 

[Rookie]

 

[jagee]

Offended (reported), then flattered.

Now I'm going to ban you. Because freedom.

 

[esrice]

Actually, the rule sounds more like software system hardening. You use code reviews, various tools, etc. to help make it harder for hackers to break.

Exactly.

Also known as WWRDTWRUTTLWABTR (What Would Rookie Do To Walk Right Up To The Line Without Actually Breaking The Rule).

 

[pudly]

WWRDTWRUTTLWABTR? Wow. No wonder you call it the Rookie Principle.

 

[mbills2223]

Offended (reported), then flattered.

Now I'm going to ban you. Because freedom.

But you get a big ol' MERICA! just for mentioning freedom.

 

[chezuki]

But you get a big ol' MERICA! just for mentioning freedom.

**** yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Can we really ban Rookie now and quit teasing everyone about it

 

[mom45]

Would a cookie make everyone feel better? They are almost ready.

 

[JetGirl]

Would a cookie make everyone feel better? They are almost ready.

I like cookies.

 

[Dead Duck]

Can I have Rookies cookie?














Well that didn't sound right...

 

[churchmouse]

Is there some milk with those cookies Mom???

 

[KJQ6945]

Would a cookie make everyone feel better? They are almost ready.

No cookie for me. I'm on a hunger strike for Jet Girl. Beer only diet until she is returned unharmed.

This Buds for the monkey!

 

[KJQ6945]

 

[pudly]

No cookie for me. I'm on a hunger strike for Jet Girl. Beer only diet until she is returned unharmed.

This Buds for the monkey!

Psssst... You might want to look three posts before yours.

Or you might just want to drink...

 

[churchmouse]

Uh.....err......KJ, The Monkey has been back for a minute.

 

[chezuki]

How dare you post without reading all 400+ posts buncha#'s!!!

 

[bwframe]

Ok I'll pull the curtain back a bit here and let you in on the Rookie Principle. Look for more in my tell-all book, coming next year.

The Rookie Principle

noun

1. The primary principle used by INGO Moderators when devising new policy for INGunOwners.com.

2. A filter for testing new proposed policy.

3. The principle that states: Before a new policy is fully formed, one must first attempt to skirt every possible violation by twisting words and applying various forms of logic to said policy. Only once every possible avenue of violation has been explored can a new policy be implemented. If the wording of the policy allows for any wiggle room that might be extorted by one Rookie of INGunOwners.com then such a policy should be revised or discarded. Narrow policies that seek to define strict and well defined lines are easiest to defeat and therefore should be avoided.


You may have used a version of this principle when you were deciding what to name your children so you tried to think of every possible way their peers in school would try to contort their name into something humorous.

Hmm...
...children example...
...hmm...