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[Rookie]

My FIL was recently released from the hospital. Do to his condition, he moved in with us. The therapist was evaluating him and had a list of papers for him to sign. One was a "safe working environment" and all guns and knives need to be locked up. Meanwhile, I'm OCing, my wife is CCing, there's a loaded gun in almost every room, and a knife block full of sharp knives. I wonder if they'll provide a safe for my kitchen knives?

 

[fullmetaljesus]

 

[Westside]

My FIL was recently released from the hospital. Do to his condition, he moved in with us. The therapist was evaluating him and had a list of papers for him to sign. One was a "safe working environment" and all guns and knives need to be locked up. Meanwhile, I'm OCing, my wife is CCing, there's a loaded gun in almost every room, and a knife block full of sharp knives. I wonder if they'll provide a safe for my kitchen knives?

Personally, I don' see how you or your wife have managed to live this long in a house that dangerous.

 

[Sylvain]

I would not want to live in an unsafe house WITHOUT loaded guns.
What if you get attacked?

 

[Scutter01]

I don't understand how they expect you to cook dinner without a loaded gun. That bread isn't going to shoot itself into slices, you know.

 

[Sylvain]

I don't understand how they expect you to cook dinner without a loaded gun. That bread isn't going to shoot itself into slices, you know.

I bet you also have to eat cold anyway because fire and electric stoves can be really dangerous.

 

[stephen87]

I don't understand how they expect you to cook dinner without a loaded gun. That bread isn't going to shoot itself into slices, you know.

That's why I don't make homemade bread. The girlfriend gets mad because my sights are a bit off and I always put a hole in the table before I hit the bread.

 

[Scutter01]

That's why I don't make homemade bread. The girlfriend gets mad because my sights are a bit off and I always put a hole in the table before I hit the bread.

That's how I make bagels.

 

[youngda9]

I don't understand how they expect you to cook dinner without a loaded gun. That bread isn't going to shoot itself into slices, you know.

^^ you haven't heard....they invented SLICED BREAD...how cool is that !!

 

[Sylvain]

That's how I make bagels.

With a 12 gauge slug?

 

[INyooper]

My FIL was recently released from the hospital. Do to his condition, he moved in with us. The therapist was evaluating him and had a list of papers for him to sign. One was a "safe working environment" and all guns and knives need to be locked up.

So, here's an opportunity to see if your FIL's insurance company will spring for a safe! ...just have the doc write a prescription for one.

 

[mtgasten]

With a 12 gauge slug?

yessir! cant imagine what trying to make donut holes would be like

 

[ZS84]

So, here's an opportunity to see if your FIL's insurance company will spring for a safe! ...just have the doc write a prescription for one.

HA HA i say this ^^^^^. very good idea. does this mean that because i have kids my insurance may buy me a bigger safe so I can fit all of my ammo in a "safer" place. I think we may be onto something here boys and girls

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

I don't understand how they expect you to cook dinner without a loaded gun. That bread isn't going to shoot itself into slices, you know.

Jeez Scutter. If you're going to make comments like that, you need to turn your rep on.

 

[IndianaBuckeye]

Where do you think swiss cheese gets it's holes

 

[Valor35]

What gauge shotgun shell do I need to use to get the raisins into the cinnamon bread?

 

[Steve B]

Getting your shotgun pattern to shoot away all of the doughnut except the center to make those doughnut holes is the hardest.

 

[blamecharles]

I bet you also have to eat cold anyway because fire and electric stoves can be really dangerous.

Can't have all those breath stealing bags around either.

 

[printcraft]

Can't have all those breath stealing bags around either.

I was changing the trash and almost died!!

 

[blamecharles]

I was changing the trash and almost died!!

I almost lost a toe once doing dishes, my ex had left a trash bag next to the sink and there was a can lid in it. I stepped on it just right and sliced the S#@t out of my pinky toe. Man thinking back i should have sued Hefty and Green Giant.