Bushido Devil Dog
Expert
I can shoot the nuts off a gnat at 100 yards!. Then again, this is the internet.
Pshaa...Amateur! I once shot 3 hairs off of a gnat's left nut at 500 meters in the middle of an Okinawan typhoon, and he flew all the way back to the firing line to thank me for getting the ones the razor missed! (Who knew that gnats went for the silky smooth feel?? )
...then my n' alarm clock woke me up!
Back to reality..., I qualified as a Rifle Expert four times in the Corps, the last two times getting all 10 shots in the black from the 500 meter line on Qual Day ...I was pretty happy about that.