As I sit banished to my Man Cave waiting for football to start, fondling my pistols, there is Baby Shower starting in another room. A room with a MUCH bigger TV, I might add.
This is a entirely unacceptable situation. Giggling X chromosomes playing silly games. Talk of Weight Watchers, diets and tanning beds. Superfluous compliments about boots which don't even pretend to be tactical!
There is only one solution: Gun Shower. Think of it; you buy a new gun and all your friends come over and bring CLP, patches and bore snakes! Blood relatives bestow ammo upon you! New gun cases to keep your new baby protected.
It is a new Man Law.
This is a entirely unacceptable situation. Giggling X chromosomes playing silly games. Talk of Weight Watchers, diets and tanning beds. Superfluous compliments about boots which don't even pretend to be tactical!
There is only one solution: Gun Shower. Think of it; you buy a new gun and all your friends come over and bring CLP, patches and bore snakes! Blood relatives bestow ammo upon you! New gun cases to keep your new baby protected.
It is a new Man Law.