Gun Shower

[mammynun]

As I sit banished to my Man Cave waiting for football to start, fondling my pistols, there is Baby Shower starting in another room. A room with a MUCH bigger TV, I might add.

This is a entirely unacceptable situation. Giggling X chromosomes playing silly games. Talk of Weight Watchers, diets and tanning beds. Superfluous compliments about boots which don't even pretend to be tactical!

There is only one solution: Gun Shower. Think of it; you buy a new gun and all your friends come over and bring CLP, patches and bore snakes! Blood relatives bestow ammo upon you! New gun cases to keep your new baby protected.

It is a new Man Law.

 

[MoparMan]

I like your thinking

 

[spainy79]

I was invited to a diaper party one time where the soon to be father was supplying clay pigeons for eveyone to shoot plus regular plinking away from the pigeon throwing. Just had to show up with diapers for his new baby. I didn't personally know the guy (invited by one of his friends). His closer friends and family also pitched in for the event.

 

[Scutter01]

Already being planned!

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo..._open_house_-_sunday_january_31st_2010_a.html

 

[Hatchrooster]

I like the sounds of that.Not a bad idea.

 

[samot]

good plan

 

[IndyGunworks]

and we can start with me..... i just bought 17 brand new guns yesterday after never having owned guns before... they are all popluar calibers.... ALL of ingo is invited...

Please no gifts that are not at least as valuable as a box of ammo

 

[edsinger]

As I sit banished to my Man Cave waiting for football to start, fondling my pistols, there is Baby Shower starting in another room. A room with a MUCH bigger TV, I might add.

This is a entirely unacceptable situation. Giggling X chromosomes playing silly games. Talk of Weight Watchers, diets and tanning beds. Superfluous compliments about boots which don't even pretend to be tactical!

There is only one solution: Gun Shower. Think of it; you buy a new gun and all your friends come over and bring CLP, patches and bore snakes! Blood relatives bestow ammo upon you! New gun cases to keep your new baby protected.

It is a new Man Law.

 

[smiley69_300]

lol That might be one of the best ideas I ever heard.

 

[Accidental Discharge]

Kinda the same way that when a chick is pregnant all her lady friends like to rub their bellies and say "aww congratulations!!"....

why dont her friends gather around and rub the dads penis and say "good shootin" or "good work"??

 

[mammynun]

Kinda the same way that when a chick is pregnant all her lady friends like to rub their bellies and say "aww congratulations!!"....

why dont her friends gather around and rub the dads penis and say "good shootin" or "good work"??

So that's how you got your name?

 

[littletommy]

Thats all well and good, but I'm feeling bloated right now, I guess you didn't think about MY feelings, did you? AND... just what do you expect me to wear?

 

[bigg cheese]

AD, I hope your words are an accidental discharge...


...fail

 

[indianajoe]

Kinda the same way ........

Yeah, uh.... family-friendly site. Men don't talk like that in here.

 

[Accidental Discharge]

AD, I hope your words are an accidental discharge...


...fail

I call 'em like I see 'em!

hopefully you caught on the attempted humor.

 

[jblomenberg16]

I've been to a gun shower before! The gals did the normal girl stuff for the baby shower part, with the gifts, shrill giggles, and all the baby talk that ensues.

The guys stayed outside, and spent the next two hours shooting everything from a WWII Mauser to fool otto Mac and everything in between. Requirement for the shoot was to bring guns and ammo to share, and a package of diapers and wipes for the baby.

 

[mammynun]

I call 'em like I see 'em!

hopefully you caught on the attempted humor.

I did... hope you did too!

 

[Accidental Discharge]

Someone will find the humor in it. anyone? bueller?

honestly just a random musing lol i thought about that when i thought about why baby showers are so geared towards women and the idea of a gun shower.

 

[JohnP82]

that is an awesome idea!!!

 

[Drbrok]

Great idea, or you could take control of your household & take back whats yours.