God Vs. The F Word

[SavageEagle]

I just wanted to say Happy <snip>ing Easter! J/K

Seriously, Happy Easter everyone!!

 

[Roadie]

I just wanna start a beaver house of worship.

I hear they meet at the Y


(did I just say that? lol. See, Christians have a sense of humor too! )

 

[MadBomber]

Then PM him and ask him to post his reply to your question.

There's no reason to keep asking over and over and over...And over.



Sure there is; it pumps up the ol' post count!

 

[ATM]

I hear they meet at the Y

HAHAHA!


I mean... um...

you will surely burn for that one.



But seriously...

 

[lovemachine]

Wow this thing has gone a long way. I just wanted to say that I prayed for 360's soul this morning. But, I don't think it's gonna help. I tried though

 

[Joe Williams]

Wow this thing has gone a long way. I just wanted to say that I prayed for 360's soul this morning. But, I don't think it's gonna help. I tried though

Gotta have faith, ya know

 

[IndyMonkey]

Wow this thing has gone a long way. I just wanted to say that I prayed for 360's soul this morning. But, I don't think it's gonna help. I tried though

Lot of faith you have in that religion.

 

[jclark]

Lot of faith you have in that religion.

I have a lot of faith in the Beaver. Sure it's let me down a couple of times....
It's teased me.....left me blue before(giggle).....and completely turned it's back on me a time or two.

I'm never gonna let anybody tell me that worshiping Beaver is not the right thing to do.

I will pray to the all mighty beaver for you all. May your beaver bless you tonight. Maybe a strange beaver you have never met before will smile upon you tonight.



Rev. Jim of the first house of the Beaver.

 

[buzzard pickins]

Somehow I can't get my mind around JERRY MATHERS wearing a Pope hat.

 

[IndyMonkey]

I have a lot of faith in the Beaver. Sure it's let me down a couple of times....
It's teased me.....left me blue before(giggle).....and completely turned it's back on me a time or two.

I'm never gonna let anybody tell me that worshiping Beaver is not the right thing to do.

I will pray to the all mighty beaver for you all. May your beaver bless you tonight. Maybe a strange beaver you have never met before will smile upon you tonight.



Rev. Jim of the first house of the Beaver.

Dont put the beaver on a pedestal.

 

[Joe Williams]

Dont put the beaver on a pedestal.

The pedestal could disappear.

 

[printcraft]

The pedestal could disappear.

Not right away. Give it a few minutes.

 

[buzzard pickins]

Would Christmas cards feature Ward and June knealing next to a manger and three wiseguy's Wally,Lumpy and Eddie in the background.

WAIT..WAIT A MINUTE, I get the gist now,wrong BEAVER. Only question I have, every 28 days will the sermon look anything like the head spinning peasoup spitting bedroom scene from the EXORCIST.

 

[jclark]

Would Christmas cards feature Ward and June knealing next to a manger and three wiseguy's Wally,Lumpy and Eddie in the background.

WAIT..WAIT A MINUTE, I get the gist now,wrong BEAVER. Only question I have, every 28 days will the sermon look anything like the head spinning peasoup spitting bedroom scene from the EXORCIST.

Every 28 days we just leave the beaver be for a bit.
It's not wise to enrage the beaver.

 

[IndyMonkey]

Every 28 days we just leave the beaver be for a bit.
It's not wise to enrage the beaver.

Local beaver in the monkey house hold is sick.

 

[SavageEagle]

Every 28 days we just leave the beaver be for a bit.
It's not wise to enrage the beaver.

 

[SavageEagle]

Local beaver in the monkey house hold is sick.

Reason number 23245 why it's not good to skim threads:

I read that as Leave It To Beaver until I stopped to really look at it.....

 

[jclark]

Local beaver in the monkey house hold is sick.

Mine too.....


On a side note I have to quote Mr. Garrison: Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

 

[lovemachine]

Mine too.....


On a side note I have to quote Mr. Garrison: Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

I want to respond to this. But, I don't have a clue what to say!

 

[Benny]

I have a lot of faith in the Beaver. Sure it's let me down a couple of times....
It's teased me.....left me blue before(giggle).....and completely turned it's back on me a time or two.

I'm never gonna let anybody tell me that worshiping Beaver is not the right thing to do.

I will pray to the all mighty beaver for you all. May your beaver bless you tonight. Maybe a strange beaver you have never met before will smile upon you tonight.



Rev. Jim of the first house of the Beaver.

I'm gonna tell your wife how you refer to your house.