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[Sylvain]

I tried to tell you no spoofs!!!

I didn't even think about making one before you said that.

 

[chezuki]

This is my 12,391st day on this earth and thus far, nothing has ever fallen in to my pocket. Just sayin'.

 

[RedneckReject]

This is my 12,391st day on this earth and thus far, nothing has ever fallen in to my pocket. Just sayin'.

I can actually say I have had something fall into my pocket once when I was wearing loose pants with big pockets. And there really is no other explanation as to how it ended up on my bathroom floor. It's not an item that was previously in my house. Nor is it an item that I WANT to have in my house. If there's a better explanation as to how it got there I'm all ears. He and I are both very weirded out by the whole thing. And no he isn't secretly into weird things. I would know by now.

 

[Sylvain]

This is my 12,391st day on this earth and thus far, nothing has ever fallen in to my pocket. Just sayin'.

We all know what happened and who's the real owner of that plug.I just decide to believe the "oh it must have fell into my pocket" version even though we all know it's BS.
That way I can still respect SnS.

 

[Sylvain]

I can actually say I have had something fall into my pocket once when I was wearing loose pants with big pockets. And there really is no other explanation as to how it ended up on my bathroom floor. It's not an item that was previously in my house. Nor is it an item that I WANT to have in my house. If there's a better explanation as to how it got there I'm all ears. He and I are both very weirded out by the whole thing. And no he isn't secretly into weird things. I would know by now.

OH, COME ON!

 

[RedneckReject]

OH, COME ON!

Ok well he's into weird things but not THOSE kind of weird things

 

[chezuki]

I keep typing great things in this thread and deleting them without posting. Carry on.

 

[Sylvain]

I keep typing great things in this thread and deleting them without posting. Carry on.

OH, COME ON!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

I keep typing great things in this thread and deleting them without posting. Carry on.

I myself have to be careful what I post. No one needs or wants to hear intimate details of my life, but I can assure you that there's no way it was his personal item

 

[jamil]

Wow. She has power over threads.



OMG!

 

[chezuki]

I myself have to be careful what I post. No one needs or wants to hear intimate details of my life, but I can assure you that there's no way it was his personal item

That you know of...









Butt (see what I did there?), now that you know, I bet his birthdays get even more interesting!

 

[RedneckReject]

That you know of...









Butt (see what I did there?), now that you know, I bet his birthdays get even more interesting!

Please don't make me vomit. Or cry. Or end up single. Or question my feminine wiles

 

[chezuki]

Please don't make me vomit. Or cry. Or end up single. Or question my feminine wiles

Why would you do any of those things?

 

[jamil]

So this is how INGO gets at 2AM.

 

[chezuki]

So this is how INGO gets at 2AM.

This is about average.

 

[RedneckReject]

Why would you do any of those things?

Because it's definitely not him. And to think that is just strange to me

 

[RedneckReject]

This is about average.

Pfffft. This is mild!

 

[jamil]

Pfffft. This is mild!

Actually, yes it is. I kinda thought it'd be more rowdy. I might actually feel like sleeping now.

 

[chezuki]

Waiting for new INGO user... "MWABPinahotel".

 

[RedneckReject]

Waiting for new INGO user... "MWABPinahotel".

Oh no....no no no. I don't need any more of that drama