Funniest craigslist lost and found listing EVER

[PaulF]

Waiting for new INGO user... "MWABPinahotel".

Oh no....no no no. I don't need any more of that drama

None of us do.

Is he alright? No lasting physical injury? I'm sure it isn't helping either of you sleep.

I hope all is well with you (both!).

 

[JetGirl]

This is my 12,391st day on this earth and thus far, nothing has ever fallen in to my pocket. Just sayin'.

Butt are you counting leap year extra days?

And no he isn't secretly into weird things. I would know by now.

That's what they all say...right before they find out!

I keep typing great things in this thread and deleting them without posting. Carry on.

That's what the PM function is for! Tellllll Usssssss.

 

[mtinner]

Another reason to stay far away from Indiana.

 

[JetGirl]

Another reason to stay far away from Indiana.

 

[RedneckReject]

None of us do.

Is he alright? No lasting physical injury? I'm sure it isn't helping either of you sleep.

I hope all is well with you (both!).

He does have a very nasty chunk or tear or bite or something on his hand but that's about it. He'll be okay after he heals up but thank you for your concern.

Aside from all the hilarity this issue caused it really was a pretty terrifying evening. I've never experienced (even indirectly) a carjacking....or attempted carjacking. The fact that the person I love and the father of my children was in a situation like that makes my stomach turn. In a way, finding this strange item on my bathroom floor was the best thing that could have happened. I then went from being frantic to laughing hysterically. Whatever works, right?

 

[Harleyrider_50]

He does have a very nasty chunk or tear or bite or something on his hand but that's about it. He'll be okay after he heals up but thank you for your concern.

Aside from all the hilarity this issue caused it really was a pretty terrifying evening. I've never experienced (even indirectly) a carjacking....or attempted carjacking. The fact that the person I love and the father of my children was in a situation like that makes my stomach turn. In a way, finding this strange item on my bathroom floor was the best thing that could have happened. I then went from being frantic to laughing hysterically. Whatever works, right?

?.......Uhhh........?............????...........

 

[RedneckReject]

?.......Uhhh........?............????...........

Oh hush, you!

 

[Harleyrider_50]

Oh hush, you!

 

[Birds Away]

Careful, you'll get plugged.

 

[Brian Ski]

Butt plug huh?

Were there any midgets involved? I'm thinking some skanky midgets might have been running in his posse. If so, I've got an idea who it might have been.

Just in case of emergency... Who knows when he would need it...

 

[Fargo]

Careful, you'll get plugged.

If RnR ever becomes a mod, will she get a "banplugger"?

 

[hopper68]

A few questions about the CL post.
Who works on their car in the harbor freight parking lot?
How long did it take him to finish his car after the incident?
He complained about the quality of the attackers beer, please tell me he didn't try it to find out.
If you got the guy on the ground, beating on him, how does something fall UP, into your pocket?

Sometimes I am worse than a 2-year old with questions.

 

[Sylvain]

He does have a very nasty chunk or tear or bite or something on his hand but that's about it. He'll be okay after he heals up but thank you for your concern.

Aside from all the hilarity this issue caused it really was a pretty terrifying evening. I've never experienced (even indirectly) a carjacking....or attempted carjacking. The fact that the person I love and the father of my children was in a situation like that makes my stomach turn. In a way, finding this strange item on my bathroom floor was the best thing that could have happened. I then went from being frantic to laughing hysterically. Whatever works, right?

AAAWWW

 

[RedneckReject]

A few questions about the CL post.
Who works on their car in the harbor freight parking lot?
How long did it take him to finish his car after the incident?
He complained about the quality of the attackers beer, please tell me he didn't try it to find out.
If you got the guy on the ground, beating on him, how does something fall UP, into your pocket?

Sometimes I am worse than a 2-year old with questions.

1) Someone who's car is nearly undriveable and needs to fix it as soon as he gets the tools for it
2) Roughly 10 minutes. He was just trying to finish up replacing the supercharger belt and torquing everything when the event happened
3) Some beers you don't have to taste to know they suck
4) I would assume it happened somewhere between pulling the moron out of the car and throwing him on the ground. From what I'm told there were a few punches thrown in between that time

5) Why are you so curious???

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Best. Thread. Ever. Glad he's ok.

 

[hopper68]

5) Why, are you curious???

A question that makes me nervous, all things considered.

 

[WebSnyper]

There...there......there.....

It'll be ok...Here. Take a dose of this:

Sorry, just needed another dose to clear things up.

 

[Sylvain]

So the official version is still that the plug fell into his pocket during the "fight"?

 

[hopper68]

So the official version is still that the plug fell into his pocket during the "fight"?

He did say he kicked the crap out of him.

 

[jamil]

He did say he kicked the crap out of him.

Yeah but when has the crap ever landed in YOUR pocket after kicking the crap out of someone.