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[hotfarmboy1]

This.
She made the mess.......

I did read that. That's why I said to go clean it.

But it does suck man. Sorry to hear she got sick in your truck. You shouldn't of let her drink so much.

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Whoo hoo I own page 5!!

 

[Pami]

It's hard typing with one hand.

I've found it to be quite easy. I'm actually better at it left-handed than I am right-handed!

 

[Greatestsin]

Wow.

 

[Greatestsin]

Gym today even though me muscles were still kind of sore from fridays session and now they is worse!!!! But its all good.

I think I'll go watch Zombie Strippers...

 

[ATF Consumer]

High heels...I just don't get it.

I really don't see what it does for a woman's appearance, or how they walk, other than making them look completely unnatural in every aspect.
Why would you want your woman to wear such uncomfortable shoes which results in knee osteoarthritis, just because of some silly cultural thing?

What got me thinking about this is once I watched the video for Alicia Keys...she doesn't need those stupid high heels, she doesn't even look comfortable in them, let alone able to walk in them...

YouTube - Alicia Keys - Doesn't Mean Anything

 

[Bigum1969]

My cat got stuck in the rain.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

My cat got stuck in the rain.

Aw, man.

Had a perfect setup for a good one-liner.

But I digress.

A wife, two kids, and a cat?

Bigum - are you a magician, sir?

I am half-expecting you to pull three dogs, a kangaroo, and a rabbit from your hat.

 

[GetA2J]

Just got an email containing this quote.

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world .
I hope you'll join with me, as we try to change it." -- Barack
Obama

 

[OneBadV8]

Just got an email containing this quote.

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world .
I hope you'll join with me, as we try to change it." -- Barack
Obama

HA! Whoops!

 

[jclark]

I did read that. That's why I said to go clean it.

But it does suck man. Sorry to hear she got sick in your truck. You shouldn't of let her drink so much.

I did. She promised to, but she slept all day.
FYI puked up Taco salad and Bud Light has a smell all of it's own.

She also scores extra points for filling up the storage compartment in the door panel.

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

I did. She promised to, but she slept all day.
FYI puked up Taco salad and Bud Light has a smell all of it's own.

She also scores extra points for filling up the storage compartment in the door panel.

Yeah, but you love her and you wouldn't trade for anyone....

but now you know to have her drink something better-scented next time.

Maybe some Amaretto?

 

[MACHINEGUN]

 

[jclark]

Yeah, but you love her and you wouldn't trade for anyone....

but now you know to have her drink something better-scented next time.

Maybe some Amaretto?

At least it wasn't Bourbon. That smells worse.
It needed to be shampooed anyway. I took it bunny hunting last time and someone got blood on the carpet. I got that out too!

 

[RelicHound]

At least it wasn't Bourbon. That smells worse.
It needed to be shampooed anyway. I took it bunny hunting last time and someone got blood on the carpet. I got that out too!

/ban for having bloody pukey truck carpet
hope she is feeling better today!

 

[jclark]

/ban for having bloody pukey truck carpet
hope she is feeling better today!

Wrong thread.
Now I shall proceed to the correct thread and ban you!

 

[RelicHound]

Wrong thread.
Now I shall proceed to the correct thread and ban you!

been a long night..didnt get much sleep yesterday
Im sorry...I guess

 

[jclark]

been a long night..didnt get much sleep yesterday
Im sorry...I guess

It's okay. At least you didn't have to smell your wife's vomit......twice!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

At least it wasn't Bourbon. That smells worse.
It needed to be shampooed anyway. I took it bunny hunting last time and someone got blood on the carpet. I got that out too!

Well, then you were holding out on us, not telling us the whole story.
If you have rabbit-blood-soaked floormats, no wonder she lost her cookies... I'd say it's about 70/30% responsibility split for that one. Heh.

 

[RelicHound]

It's okay. At least you didn't have to smell your wife's vomit......twice!

good thing your a plumber! your use to all that yucky stuff Im that guy that throws up at the sight and smell of someone else throwing up I can gut a deer and skin a coyote{yotes smell like azz when your skinin em} and that doesnt bother me one bit...but puke gets me everytime.