Took me a minute...I opened the oven door and a rat ran out.
I wanted to shoot him but he was out of my range...
Dad jokes rule!Took me a minute...
Was he thirsty? or hungry? or just lonely?
Should whack him and fire up the grill. I got the range part too! Lol
+1 for Freejack reference.'How the hell do you eat river rat? Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail,...' - Freejack
Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat? Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say here's your river rat would you like red wine or white with 'em. Not...clip.cafe