Did you read the OP as being mean spirited? Cause I didn't... I understand your point, but I don't think this was meant to bash anyone.
I don't think it was either. The rhyming part wasn't really needed, but whatever. I just took it as a guy with a problem and wondering what might be the cause. The baron's first post definitely put the whole thing in a different light.
Props to cwood for making it right.