Did I eat it or just a coincidence?

[ditto]

So... you bit off a piece of your napkin (assumingly accidentally), got your cell phone out and took a picture, subsequently posting said picture to its very own thread.

How very INGO of you.

 

[hoosierdoc]

 

[BehindBlueI's]

So, does the glue on the back of the sticker count as paste?

 

[printcraft]

Ink makes you grow.

 

[pudly]

Just continue eating. That way your BM will be properly labelled.

Look on the bright side: Once every three years whether you need the additional fiber or not.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Looking at the ragged edge there Doc I'd say you ate it. But the proof will come within 24 hours or so during a BM. If you automatically self-wipe you'll have your answer!

 

[yeahbaby]

Fiber, it's good for you.

 

[1911ly]

This song comes to mind...

[video=youtube;Xn676-fLq7I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7I[/video]

 

[RobbyMaQ]

You are screwed. Now they can track you.

 

[IndyDave1776]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm!

 

[wabash]

blame it on Pizza Rat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU

 

[drop45]

First we'll have to take an X-ray then an MRI, do a blood test, liver and kidney function test, and then call in the cardiologist and dentist. Then once your insurance company pays for all of this, I'll give you my opinion.

 

[mtinner]

This is a very strange place.

 

[IndyDave1776]

This is a very strange place.

So?

 

[gungirl65]

Strange is good.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Strange is good.

If some women feel that way, why did i always get a goose egg on speed dating matches?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I think I'm going to give up eating. I'm not very good at it

 

[femurphy77]

So Doc, have you had your eyes checked recently??

 

[hoosierdoc]

So Doc, have you had your eyes checked recently??

I tried to but when I but the optical assistant they made me leave

 

[femurphy77]

I tried to but when I but the optical assistant they made me leave

Assuming you meant "bit" that's funny. Assuming you MEANT butt, that's funnier than hell!!!