I was thinking more along the lines of a librarian...with glasses...but a waitress works as well.Drown your sorrows in an 18-year-old waitress.
Oh, and EXERCISE. A lot. That's the biggest way to fight depression. It may be hard to get motivated to get up and do anything, but it's the best mood lifter you can do and will help break the depression.
Drown your sorrows in an 18-year-old waitress.
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Beware of forming any type of serious relationship in the next few months. Rebound relationships are easy to get into and very often bad in the long term.