Police: Teen Shoots Self in Groin, Blames Ninjas | Indiana's NewsCenter: News, Sports, Weather, Fort Wayne WPTA-TV, WISE-TV, and CW | Top NewsAnd in the E.R. I work in, we see stupid GSW's. One guy shot his friend when he picked up his coat with his pistol in it (no holster). But usually it is people not clearing the chamber and pulling the trigger when taking down the weapon for cleaning.
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March 18th, one week ago in the location nearest your descriptive locale. Nice try though.