Coronovirus IV

[foszoe]

Yeah. The Census finally found my house this year

Stealing underwear is a government conspiracy to get blood, urine and fecal samples in one easy package from everyone!

 

[Alpo]

Doesn't mean they're bad people, DD.

 

[Alpo]

Yeah. The Census finally found my house this year

I can't believe I wrote that.

 

[foszoe]

Is a letter proper social distancing?

He's already married, but you could try. A letter seems a little impersonal though. Might try a nice dinner, maybe some soft lighting, a good bottle of wine...

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube_share;CsDElMCBOyA]https://youtu.be/CsDElMCBOyA[/video]

An update pinned to his comments state that the Mich. Governor admitted to the allegation, but that it was just a joke.

 

[JettaKnight]

An update pinned to his comments state that the Mich. Governor admitted to the allegation, but that it was just a bad joke told by her husband.

He is not getting laid for a very, very long time.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/politics/gretchen-whitmer-boat-dock-controversy/index.html

 

[HoughMade]

He is not getting laid for a very, very long time.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/politics/gretchen-whitmer-boat-dock-controversy/index.html

Crisis averted.

 

[Trigger Time]

Yes.

...but returning to lockdown is not a viable option regardless.

Exactly
I dont give a **** how many people start dying, I'm not locking down again and im sure im not the only one who feels this way.
Anyone that wants to try and force me into quarantine better pack a big lunch.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Doesn't mean they're bad people, DD.

I probably should have added, "Not that there's anything wrong with that" to the end of my sentence, huh?

 

[nonobaddog]

He is not getting laid for a very, very long time.

We can only hope that completely avoids any offspring.

 

[Tombs]

Looks like the Big Bad Orange Man is issuing an EO today on his tweets being held up to scrutiny for truthfulness.

So, before you go all Orwellian, heal thyself, amigo.

Naw, we've been calling for it for a long time and demanding Trump address the issue.

Social media has a severe left bent, and censors any opinions they disagree with.
The EO changes some rules so that a limited form of free speech will be protected on these platforms. Basically, if they want to curate speech on their platform, they open themselves up for liability if anything illegal is done on their platform. If they let people say what they want, then they are not held liable.

It's the same rule that applies to telecoms and utilities.

 

[jamil]

He is not getting laid for a very, very long time.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/politics/gretchen-whitmer-boat-dock-controversy/index.html

Crisis averted.

Well. Yeah. I'm kinda thinking that's not a regular source anyway. So his "laying" may not be impacted after all.

 

[nonobaddog]

Exactly
I dont give a **** how many people start dying, I'm not locking down again and im sure im not the only one who feels this way.
Anyone that wants to try and force me into quarantine better pack a big lunch.

Yes, I think most people feel this way, and rightfully so.

But if anyone develops symptoms they should try not to spread it.

 

[jamil]

I probably should have added, "Not that there's anything wrong with that" to the end of my sentence, huh?

Hey, it worked for Seinfeld.

 

[JettaKnight]

We can only hope that completely avoids any offspring.

Well, they already have five adult children - two from her first marriage, three from his.

/DENNY

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Hey, it worked for Seinfeld.

Bingo.

 

[nonobaddog]

Well, they already have five adult children - two from her first marriage, three from his.

/DENNY

OK. I guess I didn't care enough to know that. I'll pretend I meant no more fresh ones.

 

[JettaKnight]

OK. I guess I didn't care enough to know that. I'll pretend I meant no more fresh ones.

I'm trying hard to avoid work today.

 

[Alpo]

I can't figure out which one is scarier.

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[Tombs]

I can't figure out which one is scarier.

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The one who said she'd veto any threat to her power.