How am I to fit a 1911 in the cigarette pack?
Since I don't smoke do I have to root through the trash to find an empty?
This is all so confusing.
The things women do to impress men....
Making bacon sammichs while being topless ... now that's hot.
Women try to hard, all they have to do to impress most men is take off their clothes. Yeah, that bout covers it
Just because you're easy doesn't mean everyone else is. I've had some pretty high maintenance ones in my day
I think I liked INGO better when you all thought I was a dude.....
Just because you're easy doesn't mean everyone else is. I've had some pretty high maintenance ones in my day
I think I liked INGO better when you all thought I was a dude.....
Mmmm!! Socials!!I had this delicious tenderloin sandwich in Swayzee yesterday.
Wait! Youre not a guy? CRAP!
Havent we met?
I've read most of your posts. That would have been a pretty strange dude.