..., decided that they should wear vests that have TRAINEE written across the back. ...
Not only dumb, but demeaning. Should've printed "NOOB" on them instead.
So did you get any shrink-wrapped [STRIKE]trainees [/STRIKE]noobs? That would probably qualify for Worker's Comp, an OSHA SWAT raid, and enough work to keep an entire firm of workplace injury lawyers employed for years.