CIVIL RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION: All things Christianity

[JettaKnight]

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[historian]

Did the serpent service both Adam and Eve?

 

[HoughMade]

Did the serpent service both Adam and Eve?

I was going to post some sort of "serpent seed" video...but I couldn't find one that wasn't worse on my psyche than that Swedish teen's tantrum.

 

[JettaKnight]

Joel Osteen Opens Church Cafe That Only Serves Lukewarm Beverages

 

[NKBJ]

Ever looked at the back and forth of how people argue over who has been taken up to the heavens?
Enoch, Moses, Elijah, Mary... And John said there was only one who went to heaven, Jesus.
Ever wonder where the others went?

After scarfing down the hotel breakfast it occurs to me that perhaps the question belongs in the UFO thread!
OK, I gotta go look at some equipment for Baton Rouge and get through Chicago before rush hour.
Later yall.

 

[JettaKnight]

Ever looked at the back and forth of how people argue over who has been taken up to the heavens?
Enoch, Moses, Elijah, Mary... And John said there was only one who went to heaven, Jesus.
Ever wonder where the others went?

After scarfing down the hotel breakfast it occurs to me that perhaps the question belongs in the UFO thread!
OK, I gotta go look at some equipment for Baton Rouge and get through Chicago before rush hour.
Later yall.

 

[Jludo]

Ever looked at the back and forth of how people argue over who has been taken up to the heavens?
Enoch, Moses, Elijah, Mary... And John said there was only one who went to heaven, Jesus.
Ever wonder where the others went?

After scarfing down the hotel breakfast it occurs to me that perhaps the question belongs in the UFO thread!
OK, I gotta go look at some equipment for Baton Rouge and get through Chicago before rush hour.
Later yall.

I've often thought all the interesting people I'd want to meet ended up in dante's outer ring. Get to meet einstein and your only punishment is that it isn't heaven? I could live with that.

 

[HoughMade]

Being taken away (or dying for that matter) does not necessarily correlate with being taken to heaven immediately.

 

[NKBJ]

For sure it gets into the outer orbit of who the two witnesses are to be.
It would make sense that they step out of linear time for their training, mission brief and insertion.



Almost needed to lay the seat back and take a nap on the Dan Ryan.

 

[T.Lex]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

 

[PaulF]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Temba, his arms wide...

 

[nonobaddog]

Clinton at the intern

 

[foszoe]

I've often thought all the interesting people I'd want to meet ended up in dante's outer ring. Get to meet einstein and your only punishment is that it isn't heaven? I could live with that.

Meet and Greets aren't Christian.

Perhaps you should try a medium.

 

[ChristianPatriot]

We’ve been talking about it in the church for a while but it seems more and more inevitable.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/robe...ish-churches-that-do-not-support-gay-marriage

 

[Dead Duck]

We’ve been talking about it in the church for a while but it seems more and more inevitable.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/robe...ish-churches-that-do-not-support-gay-marriage

What?
That non-Christians and/or fake Christians that are pushing churches to go against their own beliefs and their own bible? Using mob tactics like threats of pulling tax-exempt status or non-profit status or legal property tax loopholes or freezing grants, etc... to get their way.

Nothing new.
REAL Christians have been lion food for a long time. I wouldn't mind seeing some push back...
Maybe a little old fashioned Onward Christian Soldiers perhaps?

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Nothing new.
REAL Christians have been lion food for a long time. I wouldn't mind seeing some push back...
Maybe a little old fashioned Onward Christian Soldiers perhaps?

I’m not as confident as you are in the people’s resolution.

Kinda like the 2A supporters talking a big game until they get a notification saying all of their bank accounts will be frozen unless they turn in their firearms.

We shall see.

 

[Dead Duck]

I’m not as confident as you are in the people’s resolution.

Kinda like the 2A supporters talking a big game until they get a notification saying all of their bank accounts will be frozen unless they turn in their firearms.

We shall see.

It sucks either way.
They hold firm, they could lose their building. If they give in, they could lose their people who ARE the actual church.

 

[nonobaddog]

What?
That non-Christians and/or fake Christians that are pushing churches to go against their own beliefs and their own bible? Using mob tactics like threats of pulling tax-exempt status or non-profit status or legal property tax loopholes or freezing grants, etc... to get their way.

Nothing new.
REAL Christians have been lion food for a long time. I wouldn't mind seeing some push back...
Maybe a little old fashioned Onward Christian Soldiers perhaps?

Maybe they should force islam churches to have pig roasts in the summer.

 

[Dead Duck]

So...
Will they force the Muslim mosques to preform gay marriages also?

 

[ChristianPatriot]

So...
Will they force the Muslim mosques to preform gay marriages also?

Things that will never be asked at a Democratic debate for $300 Alex.