What is the problem with long pants? They come in many different weights and fabrics, stop wearing wool and put on some cotton or even a Poly blend fabric. The breeze will cool your legs and the sun wont burn them. The same goes for shirts too.
I know, right?? Look at CSI - Miami! It's, what, 95 degrees down there, and they all walk around on the beach wearing all black, full-on suits, all kinds of stuff!! Emily Proctor FTW!
You need the following:
1. cheesy stash
2. loud shirt - unbuttoned
3. harry chest
4. 1911
5. friends name rick and tc
Rick and TC, Check, I've got both of them.
1911, Check
Harry Chest, Check, and the wife digs it too
Cheesy Stash, well, yeah! Why not!
HONEY.. WHERE'S MY HAWAIIAN SHIRT???
Where'd she go? Ohh, there she is.. getting into the car with a box marked "Goodwill"..
Uh-oh...