BunnyKid for Prez

[Stschil]

I think that is a brilliant idea other than that would penalize the gun shops that had to put up with all the crap they have had up until this point. Would have to do something for the local dealers that lasted thru all the BS ATF crap.

Who do think would be running them? I certainly wouldn't let those G-men do it. Local owners would have control, of course!!

I don't even want a percentage for organizing. Just a smile and nod when I walk in to buy a new gun once in a while will do.

 

[NavyVet]

Count me in for Secretary of Defense. There would be a SHARP increase in spending the first year. Second year would be much quieter...

 

[Stschil]

Oh, and if you don't name Ortega "minister of bringing stuff into the country via the southern border" I'll set Sister Mary Sasquatch on your a** and she will hunt you down if it takes 'till liberals salute the flag.

How about Personal Manservant and Chauffer to the Veep?
We could even get you a rickshaw, since you're so fond of bicycles....

I kid, I kid.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Who do think would be running them? I certainly wouldn't let those G-men do it. Local owners would have control, of course!!

I don't even want a percentage for organizing. Just a smile and nod when I walk in to buy a new gun once in a while will do.

That works out even better

How about Personal Manservant and Chauffer to the Veep?
We could even get you a rickshaw, since you're so fond of bicycles....
And he could OC while operating it.

FIFY

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Oh, INGO members can apply for governmental slots?

I want to be HHS Secretary. Just wait until you see my mandates! Oh, how the media will howl.

First mandate, everyone is required to buy an AR-15 and a Bible.

 

[Stschil]

Oh, INGO members can apply for governmental slots?

I want to be HHS Secretary. Just wait until you see my mandates! Oh, how the media will howl.

First mandate, everyone is required to buy an AR-15 and a Bible.

And a "Woof" shirt

 

[ATM]

I think I like Ron Paul's eyebrows better.

I am beyong the scope of your means of bribery.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Oh, INGO members can apply for governmental slots?

I want to be HHS Secretary. Just wait until you see my mandates! Oh, how the media will howl.

First mandate, everyone is required to buy an AR-15 and a Bible.

HHS Secretary? That would be one of the first departments to go. Also, I am considering you for VP remember.

I think I like Ron Paul's eyebrows better.

I am beyong the scope of your means of bribery.

Lifetime bacon and ammo?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

After mandating all Americans to buy an AR-15 and a Bible, I will then mandate a trimming of Ron Paul's eyebrows.

I will then draft a memorandum to shut down my department and then mandate DHS throw all 450 millions rounds of .40S&W loose in a warehouse in Virginia where I will round around in them like Scrooge McDuck.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

As Vice President I will set up a blue ribbon commission on confining rhino to Crawfordsville.

 

[Bunnykid68]

The biggest election problem I face is how to end the Earned Income Credit and start to do away with the welfare system. They say roughly 50% of the population pays no income tax and most of those losers vote. That is one tall hurdle to jump.

 

[ATM]

Lifetime bacon and ammo?

Sold.

 

[printcraft]

Oh, INGO members can apply for governmental slots?

Is that what they are calling Columbian Hoo.............. nevermind.

 

[ATM]

As Vice President I will set up a blue ribbon commission on confining rhino to Crawfordsville.

Um... that isn't actually a plus for everyone.









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[Bunnykid68]

Kirk seems a little power hungry already doesn't he?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Sold.

That was pretty easy

 

[ATM]

hat is one tall hurdle to jump.

Depends on the type of hat.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Depends on the type of hat.

Want to be the one who proofreads my speeches

 

[hacksawfg]

No collecting welfare unless you have a GED, then bump it up to Assoc. degree or trade school certification.

I would also like to withdraw consideration of me leading the BATF (more qualified people here on INGO) to head up the FCC. Someone has to make sure those AVN award winning actresses aren't being unfairly treated on set.

 

[ATM]

Want to be the one who proofreads my speeches

Not particularly.

I'll be fairly busy eating bacon and shooting.