I swear, if this is what greets me when I show up...
It puts the lotion on its skin!!
Real men like bacon, getting sunburnt makes you feel all crispy like bacon; ergo, real mean don't wear sun tan lotion!
I can see the group photo now...You now you wanna click it...
Nope I'm going to be shirtless, with a nice sweaty gleam. Probably with a rose in my mouth. No I'm a whitey, and I burn very easly. Being sun burnt sucks the hairy *****.