"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[jbombelli]

My hard hat had a sticker on it that said..
Get real. If if I were lying, my pants would be on fire.
Or something to that effect.

I no longer chalenge fate (In that way).

I once urinated on a volcano, and said "jbombelli 1, Volcano zero."

Only I used my real name


I don't tempt fate like that anymore either.

 

[actaeon277]

Why do I only find spelling mistakes after I'm quoted?

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Dear sweet Lord, we're done for... Troops breaking down in tears because a general they don't like was going to speak.

Boykin bounced: Fort Riley cancels Delta Force hero's prayer breakfast speech | Fox News

We are so gonna regret this if our enemies ever figure out just how insanely weak we have become. As far as I'm concerned, Trump can just name Boykin his VP and let's get it on...

 

[actaeon277]

Dear sweet Lord, we're done for... Troops breaking down in tears because a general they don't like was going to speak.

Boykin bounced: Fort Riley cancels Delta Force hero's prayer breakfast speech | Fox News

We are so gonna regret this if our enemies ever figure out just how insanely weak we have become. As far as I'm concerned, Trump can just name Boykin his VP and let's get it on...

Well, they just have the word of Mr. Weinstein that actually happened.

 

[2A_Tom]

I am so saddened that I am without words.

 

[HoughMade]

gather round, kids. Today Professor HoughMade is going to explain what a non-sequitur​ is.

 

[spencer rifle]

^ I don't find this stuff amusing any more.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

And now they can be that unemployable snowflake you always wanted to be living in your basement until they were 30!

 

[Ericpwp]

 

[Jerchap2]

Muslim War Criminal Found Working Security At DC Airport

 

[BugI02]

You can't make stuff like that up

 

[sharkey]

RI Official: Flying Old Glory from Trucks Makes Firefighters Look Like ISIS | Fox News Insider

 

[hopper68]

Cops: Facebook video of felon with gun prompts arrest in Waukegan | WFLD

 

[Jerchap2]

Boykin bounced: Fort Riley cancels Delta Force hero's prayer breakfast speech | Fox News

Military Religious Freedom Foundation founder Mikey Weinstein told Army Times that Boykin’s invitation had caused great angst among soldiers at Fort Riley – leading some to break down in tears. “I have clients of ours weeping on the phone about this,” he said.

 

[hopper68]

With all the news of major comic heroes coming out, there is one who came out years ago.

[video=youtube;ARoCpelSF70]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARoCpelSF70[/video]


Now about all them young boy "partners"..........

 

[MCgrease08]

Cops: Facebook video of felon with gun prompts arrest in Waukegan | WFLD

Thank God criminals are dumb.

 

[actaeon277]

Boykin bounced: Fort Riley cancels Delta Force hero's prayer breakfast speech | Fox News

Military Religious Freedom Foundation founder Mikey Weinstein told Army Times that Boykin’s invitation had caused great angst among soldiers at Fort Riley – leading some to break down in tears. “I have clients of ours weeping on the phone about this,” he said.

But, we just have his word on that.

 

[hopper68]

Evidently the principal did not think their tractors were sexy.
High school tells students to bring tractors home | News - Channel3000.com

 

[SkinNFluff]

4-Year-Old?s Headstone Removed Because One Person was Offended by it. | Tribunist

 

[actaeon277]

Evidently the principal did not think their tractors were sexy.
High school tells students to bring tractors home | News - Channel3000.com

Will not be disciplined.
No written policy.

They why the F bring up discipline?
Does EVERY reporter expect us to beg for permission from the king?